Whats Good With The Zoo Letting Them Big Ass Birds Walk Around Freely?

[Wildin]

Birds are fukking dikks by nature so the bigger, the worse.

One of those ostrich fukkers almost killed Johnny Cash.

"I missed. He wasn’t there. He was in the air, and a split second later he was on his way down again, with that big toe of his, larger than my size-thirteen shoe, extended toward my stomach. He made contact—I’m sure there was never any question he wouldn’t—and frankly, I got off lightly. All he did was break my two lower ribs and rip my stomach open down to my belt, If the belt hadn’t been good and strong, with a solid belt buckle, he’d have spilled my guts exactly the way he meant to. As it was, he knocked me over onto my back and I broke three more ribs on a rock—but I had sense enough to keep swinging the stick, so he didn’t get to finish me. I scored a good hit on one of his legs, and he ran off."

Johnny Cash was 6'2" was a big dude too.

I'm 6'7 tho

 

[BulletProof]

I'm 6'7 tho

I'm only 6'1" and 200 Ibs.

I'm not fukking with those things.

Johnny was a more swoll dude at the time.

Fight one.

See how it works out and post pics on the coli.

Watch out for those talons and high ninja kicks though.

 

[Wildin]

I'm only 6'1" and 200 Ibs.

I'm not fukking with those things.

Johnny was a more swoll dude at the time.

Fight one.

See how it works out and post pics on the coli.

Watch out for those talons and high ninja kicks though.

I'm black, it's lose lose for me. If one managed to enter my loft and made its way to my bedroom and accosted me while I lay sleeping on my California king after a thorough day of putting certs to use, and I beat it to death and it was all on security cam, they'd still crucify me in the media.

 

[okocharuud]

 

[Silkk]

I'v seen 3 ostrich attack videos in 2 days

 

[CinnaSlim]

Ostriches are a$$holes. I remember the ones at Six Flags Safari.

 

[Sauce Dab]

I'v seen 3 ostrich attack videos in 2 days

Post them breh

 

[Sithlord Piff]

Has anybody who's ever been to Hawaii notice how all the birds are bold as fukk? Birds in the states are leary of humans, they steer clear. Hawaiian birds will literally walk up to you and stand on your shoe like "what".

 

[live it to the limit]

They used to let the peacocks walk around at our zoo. They stopped because people kept pulling the feathers.
We can't even have lids and straws because people were feeding them to the hippos.
Needless to say, people are dumb

 

[Another Man]

Has anybody who's ever been to Hawaii notice how all the birds are bold as fukk? Birds in the states are leary of humans, they steer clear. Hawaiian birds will literally walk up to you and stand on your shoe like "what".

Birds out in Hawaii testing nuts

 

[BmoreGorilla]

Those things walk right up to your car at the Six Flags in NJ with no fukks given

 

[Idaeo]

Has anybody who's ever been to Hawaii notice how all the birds are bold as fukk? Birds in the states are leary of humans, they steer clear. Hawaiian birds will literally walk up to you and stand on your shoe like "what".

especially them damn roosters. they give no fukks...

 

[Silkk]

Has anybody who's ever been to Hawaii notice how all the birds are bold as fukk? Birds in the states are leary of humans, they steer clear. Hawaiian birds will literally walk up to you and stand on your shoe like "what".

Houston got some roughneck ass pidgeons like i never seen.

There was a bird eating trash at the pump i pulled up too, so i get to pump my gas i and stomped at one of them to move til i finish, mufukka looked at me like

At that point i just said fukk it and let him cook.

 

[CoochieMane]

Im good on that

That's a terrible Photoshop breh.

 

[Silkk]

That's a terrible Photoshop breh.

I seen it live