What's it like being a Lebron Stan? How can I be one?
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I don’t like being his stan so far
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The Monk & The Mercenary
FixedGrow up without a father
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The Monk & The Mercenary
Get your calculator ready. High quality reading glasses for box score analysis. Throw out your tv. Definitely dont need that. Just make sure you have youtube highlights on deck. Inhaler since youve probably suffered from asthma due to obesity and inactivity since a youth. Also you can throw away the condom you've been keeping in your wallet for the past ten years "just incase" cause you definitely arent gonna need it.
Congrats you're now a lebron stan
Blatantly ignore context and lean on equations, formulas, titangraphs, and YouTube videos for arguments, claim that no player is better while calling everyone else crazy, a stan, or a hater if anyone disagree while you project your own hyper stannish ways on others to deflect from your own delusional behavior.
Also gotta study up on all the top espn talking points for arguments against Jordan and Kobe stans. Good real estate agent for potential future moves. Gotta study up on teammates to know who needs to get blamed/traded by the deadline.
Also gotta study up on all the top espn talking points for arguments against Jordan and Kobe stans. Good real estate agent for potential future moves. Gotta study up on teammates to know who needs to get blamed/traded by the deadline.
Get your calculator ready. High quality reading glasses for box score analysis. Throw out your tv. Definitely dont need that. Just make sure you have youtube highlights on deck. Inhaler since youve probably suffered from asthma due to obesity and inactivity since a youth. Also you can throw away the condom you've been keeping in your wallet for the past ten years "just incase" cause you definitely arent gonna need it.
Congrats you're now a lebron stan
I would condense it to this one simple rule:
Blame everyone else whenever LeBron's team loses. Start with the head coach then go down the roster. Give LeBron all the credit whenever they win regardless of which one of his teammates saves him in the closing seconds of the game.
Done. You are now a Grade A LeBron stan.
Jordan>>LeFrozen
It was written in the Bible
Be a homosexual
cartierhoe
Veteran
Just follow him from team to team and you're in
The irony of this coming from Kobe stans.
Kobe stans never make excuses. We call em like it is.
Realize that Bron has been the best player in the nba since 2007 when he single handily took the Cavs to the finals
Realize that although wade & Melo are both flabby & sick will be done with basketball after this season, Bron is still in top athletic form & that isn’t changing soon
He’s a good role model for any black boy in a America..a good family man who takes care of his community.
Don’t listen to these
Kobe stans who may have worst basketball knowledge than Bill Simmons
Realize that although wade & Melo are both flabby & sick will be done with basketball after this season, Bron is still in top athletic form & that isn’t changing soon
He’s a good role model for any black boy in a America..a good family man who takes care of his community.
Don’t listen to these
Kobe stans who may have worst basketball knowledge than Bill Simmons
No matter what lebron does on the court, always be ready to defend it by bringin up the fact that “he’s a good father and black man 
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Because he’s the only athlete in sports history that has accomplished both
“Because he’s the only athlete in sports history that has accomplished both