What's more embarrassing a grown man never dunking a basketball or never benching at least 225?

[drederick tatum]

I can touch rim

Why would I cash out, I invest…if I did my bank would hire you to take it to where I told you to

I dunk money in my accounts

If you climb up the net

I'd take a job carrying money for weaklings, that way I know you wouldn't be able to stop me from taking it

Only because you have Fischer-Price kiddie accounts

 

[O.T.I.S.]

I'm not one of them, but "99% of the planet" took me out

Bruh, 99% of the planet doesn’t care about basketball enough to care about this


99% of the planet isn’t even 6 feet tall. The sport is specifically catered to giant nikkas that think it’s everything.

 

[CaughtInTWebb]

Never dunked but I can hit 225 8-10 times….

 

[drederick tatum]

Bruh, 99% of the planet doesn’t care about basketball enough to care about this

Well that's a different conversation altogether, bruh

 

[KingJay]

Feel like the dunking is less in your control. Almost everyone can work their way to 225 reasonably with just consistency. If you're like 5'9" it's gonna take a lot to dunk, and if genetics didn't favor your hops then you got no chance

 

[O.T.I.S.]

Well that's a different conversation altogether, bruh

It is

But I believe the number is still correct. Most the planet rather kick a soccerball for hours without scoring

 

[OneManGang]

If you climb up the net

I'd take a job carrying money for weaklings, that way I know you wouldn't be able to stop me from taking it

Only because you have Fischer-Price kiddie accounts

Stop it, you don’t have the heart for heists

BoA is also FDIC insured. I’m straight regardless

And I’d give you buckets with straight floaters, Andre Miller you to death. 6 figures, 6 layups, 6 step back 3s

 

[☃ ೋ]

i benched 260 but i was deadass on tren so idk if that counts

Get on tren to bench 260 brehs

 

[drederick tatum]

Stop it, you don’t have the heart for heists

BoA is also FDIC insured. I’m straight regardless

And I’d give you buckets with straight floaters, Andre Miller you to death. 6 figures, 6 layups, 6 step back 3s

"heists," you say??

Sounds like we both win in this scenario. You keep on makin' it, I'll keep on takin' it, BoA keep on bankin' it

I'ma have to stop you right there, g

 

[drederick tatum]

It is

But I believe the number is still correct. Most the planet rather kick a soccerball for hours without scoring

It still doesn't mean that they couldn't

 

[OneManGang]

Get on tren to bench 260 brehs

 

[Mac Brown]

I have never accomplished either of those tasks before

 

[Bigblackted4]

As somebody who has done both neither

 

[Trojan 24]

Benching 225 is something you can obtain as long as you not disabled, we all know/seen 5'6-5'8 brolic brehs. There's pretty much nothing they can do to dunk if they weren't blessed with elite bunnies

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Been dunking since 8th grade.















































On 8 ft rims