What's more embarrassing a grown man never dunking a basketball or never benching at least 225?

[YoungSimpson]

Shiiii… with a windmill first. Are you even a man?


I would say the one thing I think you have to do eventually as a man is hunts something. Humanely hunt them of course.

Just shows you are capable of providing food for your household in any condition.

What is humanely hunting? Fishing?

 

[Turbulent]

I'm short gang, never dunked on a 10 footer. As a man I'm not really embarrassed by this.

Never did a one rep max on bench but I've done 225 for 5X5. I think i would be embarrassed as a relatively healthy man if i couldn't bench 135.

 

[Ricky Fontaine]

Thread would’ve been great if OP changed the dunk a basketball to something else more realistic like bridal carry.

 

[drederick tatum]

The world pull-up record is 54

How do y'all choose these arbitrary numbers??

world record for pull-ups - Google Search

 

[GreenGhxst]

Dunked on 9 ft and bench well past 225......

I really deserve some of these nikkas wives lowkey

 

[Magic Mulatto]

Can I dunk if I train really hard?

How tall do you have to be to even have a fighting chance?

 

[African_brehda]

i benched 260 but i was deadass on tren so idk if that counts

Being on tren and maxing out at 260 is some crazy shyt breh

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

225 is solid, nice maintenance load to keep you at a good baseline

IMO anything past 315 is going into diminishing returns territory on the joints,

 

[KRayner]

Being on tren and maxing out at 260 is some crazy shyt breh

wasn’t my max, i was with a friend who wanted to max that wieght and it was pretty easy.

i don’t really max on bench cause i workout mostly alone, i think my strongest feat was 110-120 dumbell inclines . also i was like 19 on tren stupid af

 

[BrothaZay]

Never dunking

Just because you never benched 2 plates doesn’t mean you CANT bench 2 plates

Never dunking tho means you’re at the bottom of the barrel of men physically

 

[humminbird]

This the most depressing thread I’ve seen on TheColi in a minute…

why?

 

[Son Goku]

Weak coli nikkas in here big mad.

 

[Magic Mulatto]

why?

Because if you can’t dunk or bench 225 and you don’t have $50k liquid or a net worth of $100k then you are not a man and you don’t deserve a woman’s affection and companionship…

 

[Son Goku]

i benched 260 but i was deadass on tren so idk if that counts

Negged.

Get on tren to bench 260 brehs

Repped.
Nikka musta had them Great Value Krisrunner PEDs.

Be on roids but be lifting hoe weights, brehs. That shyt right here might be more embarrassing than the questions from the OP.

 

[humminbird]

Because if you can’t dunk or bench 225 and you don’t have $50k liquid or a net worth of $100k then you are not a man and you don’t deserve a woman’s affection and companionship…

most of those things you can build up to. just one step at a time
but don't take it too seriously it's the coli