What's one thing you do weird that you feel nobody else does ?

[unthickly]

I make my mashed potatoes with mayoññaise.
I sit on the toilet loñg eñough to pee twice.
I can't eat diññer uñtil I cleañ the whole kitcheñ. I'll serve everybody theñ eat 35miñ later.
I take the weird uñderwear they make u wear iñ the hospital añd where them arouñd the crib. I got a drawer full.

 

[Address_Unknown]

Where should I start?
If I'm eating a meal with multiple parts (Chicken, rice, brand, coleslaw etc..) I eat each piece by themselves, find which ones I like and eat each other piece with it, often saving enough of my fave for the last bite.

I hate not knowing how much money I have in my pockets. I also hate seeing my money crumpled up, so I smooth 'em out, arrange 'em from big to small and fold 'em. Been using a money clip since last year so that helps. Also keep about three hundred dollar notes on me for emergency money. 500 when I'm abroad but that's when I use my wallet.

Chicks that I'm intimate or somewhat affectionate with, I rub the side of my hand (skin connecting the index to the thumb) against their necks in hope of catching whatever perfume they got on, that way I can have a sly reminder of 'em for the rest if the day. If they got natural hair and on that Shampoo shyt...scalp massage.

I wear my underwear inside out. I used to do this only for shirts 'cause I hated the tag in the 90's, then when a breh graduated from briefs to boxers then to basketball shorts had to do that with them tags as well. Haven't worn a pair of knickers or undershirts tag side in in Prolly over two decades, even the tagless joints out now.

Think I should stop there.....

 

[Neuromancer]

We're not talking clothing

 

[cheek100]

Boogers huh? That's the story you're going with?

It fits the narrative. Hey I also be cooking hella and when it's comes out just right I go into a whole song n dance about my name.
"Do dew it, na Lenny don't dewww it owwww Lenny got plenty"

So see, we got things in common

 

[Address_Unknown]

Where should I start?
If I'm eating a meal with multiple parts (Chicken, rice, brand, coleslaw etc..) I eat each piece by themselves, find which ones I like and eat each other piece with it, often saving enough of my fave for the last bite.

I hate not knowing how much money I have in my pockets. I also hate seeing my money crumpled up, so I smooth 'em out, arrange 'em from big to small and fold 'em. Been using a money clip since last year so that helps. Also keep about three hundred dollar notes on me for emergency money. 500 when I'm abroad but that's when I use my wallet.

Chicks that I'm intimate or somewhat affectionate with, I rub the side of my hand (skin connecting the index to the thumb) against their necks in hope of catching whatever perfume they got on, that way I can have a sly reminder of 'em for the rest if the day. If they got natural hair and on that Shampoo shyt...scalp massage.

I wear my underwear inside out. I used to do this only for shirts 'cause I hated the tag in the 90's, then when a breh graduated from briefs to boxers then to basketball shorts had to do that with them tags as well. Haven't worn a pair of knickers or undershirts tag side in in Prolly over two decades, even the tagless joints out now.

Use two bath sponges to bathe with (Body and nuts) and two towels to dry off with (face and body) shyt caused a bit of a stir with a female once but I'll leave that incase I gotta tell the Coli a story for fukkery purposes.

 

[Lo-Co]

Where should I start?
If I'm eating a meal with multiple parts (Chicken, rice, brand, coleslaw etc..) I eat each piece by themselves, find which ones I like and eat each other piece with it, often saving enough of my fave for the last bite.

i do that with some foods. eat one part entirely and save the other.

 

[Princess Coco]

i like to monologue by myself. in different voices. or just ad lib conversations in different voices.

 

[Princess Coco]

I have to have Netflix playing while I'm trying to fall asleep

 

[Lo-Co]

 

[( ິΦᆺΦ)ິ°˚(✿ *҉ manko｡✧)]

I mix spaghetti with macaroni and cheese
I cover my mouth when I smile or laugh
I use my dog as a hot water bottle when I'm cold
I hold hands with myself for support when I'm nervous
I wear fuzzy sweaters whenever l wanna get high because it feels rly good

 

[Giselle]

I do strange things, but I know other people who do them as well.

 

[Pineal Gland]

I turn everything into a competition. I gotta be the first one done eating, first one to get to the destination. I be watching my homies drinks to make sure nobody finishes their drink before me. In pick up games(football & basketball), I wanna have the highest score on the winning team. When I was working at a warehouse, I stayed at the top of the productivity lists. When I was in school, I almost always finished my tests first and I would be heated if someone scored higher than me. Me and my boys used to have bets on who could get the most numbers whenever we went out too.


I talk to myself in different voices. And I'll start laughing at myself afterwards.

I also just shout other random things that are relevant to the situation. I also quote a ton of movies.

I do these too, but I usually quote songs instead of movies.

 

[IAmGettingAMailOrderBride]

I love watching men jerk off there huge cock


- blackierobinson

 

[Marco Andretti]

i do that with some foods. eat one part entirely and save the other.

I'm the opposite

I eat each part together. .. I start with a meat and 3 sides .. I finish my last bite with a meat and 3 sides .

 

[Lo-Co]

I'm the opposite

I eat each part together. .. I start with a meat and 3 sides .. I finish my last bite with a meat and 3 sides .

True. Another thing I do that I feel may be weird is. I don't really eat condiments. Just never cared for them.