I say "excuse me" every time I burp or pass gas, even when I"m completely alone
I will randomly talk in song lyrics to white people at work, when I can fit them into conversations.
unless it's a super quickie, I have to have music on when I smash. I get super distracted if the TV is on in the background. I'll stop mid stroke and go turn it off when I realize I'm paying more attention to the game than her.,
Cleaning my ears is life affirming, I look forward to going home and getting them spotless when they're dirty