What's one thing you do weird that you feel nobody else does ?

[unthickly]

You left out some things.

Booty play aiñ't weird. More ppl thañ u kñow do it. Doñt act like u aiñt never got head añd shorty toñgue weñt a lil too far. Lmao

 

[Arris]

I like to get completely naked when I go the bathroom.

I make cliche video game character sounds when I lift things.

when im alone and something trips me out I monologue out loud, like I'm talking to someone else about what just happened but its just me

 

[Easy-E]

(the words of a guy in the bathroom at my job ) i wash my hands like a surgeon.

I wash between my fingers, palms, up my wrist, for atlesst 30 secs. Everythibg.

 

[Remote]

I invented putting french fries inside your burger.

So...you're welcome and stuff.

 

[Grizzly]

I am generally a very happy and excitable person. When I get happy I get really happy. If I am really hungry and finally get some food I dance when I eat. I also randomly shout out my name for no apparent reason. Everyone I know pretty much ignores it when I do it which makes it even more hilarious. I get away with so much silly shyt. I put my name and other people's names in songs and sing it. If you are my friend I have serenaded you at some point. I like to be silly. I also have this game where I tell who ever I with that they have to sing everything they say. They usually start off like this but end up like this. It's fun. I love to have fun.

OK so I'm not that weird then I do this all the time but I like to use the melody of whatever song is hot at the time and make up my own lyrics on the fly (even throwing random people in the mix)... shyt is embarrassing at first to whoever I'm with but it always gets them and the people around us laughing eventually

Another thing I love doing that other people might find weird is reading spoilers for movies... Some people cant stand spoilers but if a movie drops I will go to "The Film Room" or Rotten Tomatoes and actively search for them.... I like having an idea of what I'm getting myself into... on the flipside though, I cant stand when people give spoilers for tv shows

I do the same for books too... I'll go on Wikipedia and Sparknotes, read the plot, what happens in the beginning, middle and end then read it from cover to cover

 

[unthickly]

OK so I'm not that weird then I do this all the time but I like to use the melody of whatever song is hot at the time and make up my own lyrics on the fly (even throwing random people in the mix)... shyt is embarrassing at first to whoever I'm with but it always gets them and the people around us laughing eventually

Another thing I love doing that other people might find weird is reading spoilers for movies... Some people cant stand spoilers but if a movie drops I will go to "The Film Room" or Rotten Tomatoes and actively search for them.... I like having an idea of what I'm getting myself into... on the flipside though, I cant stand when people give spoilers for tv shows

I do the same for books too... I'll go on Wikipedia and Sparknotes, read the plot, what happens in the beginning, middle and end then read it from cover to cover

I do this w movies añd books too.

 

[Nymbus]

-Take Showers at night in complete darkness. No lights on in the bathroom or hallway. If someone turns on the hallway light while im in the shower, I get out and turn it off, then get back in.

-Eat my food bordeline cold. I prefer it like this so I can scarf it down quickly

-Will go 3 weeks sometimes without gettign a cut because I feel like my haircut/hairline will look better as opposed to getting a cut every 2 weeks

-Will leave places discretely sometimes to avoid saying Bye to people

Finally a normal weirdo like me

 

[Stacker Pentecost]

I dog ear (turn down the corners) on the pages of my books on parts I really like.

I never charge my phone until I absolutely HAVE TO.

I don't like mangoes (people think that's weird ).

 

[Stacker Pentecost]

I have to sleep rolled up in the covers like a burrito.

 

[Stacker Pentecost]

I love to pop pimples, especially whiteheads. I'll pop my own and other people's. When one of my friends/fam has a pimple I'm like LET ME POP IT

I get weird satisfaction from seeing it explode.

 

[Stacker Pentecost]

I make my mashed potatoes with mayoññaise.
I sit on the toilet loñg eñough to pee twice.
I can't eat diññer uñtil I cleañ the whole kitcheñ. I'll serve everybody theñ eat 35miñ later.
I take the weird uñderwear they make u wear iñ the hospital añd where them arouñd the crib. I got a drawer full.

I sit on the toilet until my legs fall asleep multiple times a week. Especially if I'm unwinding after work lol. I just like to sit there.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

i don't shyt with my shirt on nor pee in a toilet with pee already in it




i clean my hands off after any bit of food touches it, even if it's finger food..

*pick up burger, bite it... clean fingers*

*pick same burger right back up, bite it... clean fingers*




i also make sure to finish everything at the same time... so my last bite with have the last bit of turkey, with the last bit of sweet potatoes, with the last bit of mashed potatoes, with the last bit of stuffing

same goes for anything i eat... doesn't matter the combination... that last bit needs to all go down together

 

[Stacker Pentecost]

I eat extremely fast. Like I can finish an entire meal in five to ten minutes. I have to force myself to eat slower when I'm eating with other people or I will be done WAY before them.

Eating that fast isn't good for you tho I'm trying to work on it

 

[Stacker Pentecost]

Hmmi got so many ion eeen know where to start.

1. Ass naked shyts if I'm not at a public bathroom I just feel hella uncomfortable taking a shyt with clothes on

2. I don't mix food when I eat. Like say I'm eating chicken, rice, and mash potatoes. I gotta eat everything one by one

3. If a girl I'm trying to get with got ugly feet it's a wrap, I can't do nothing with her

4. I listen to ASMR to sleep. ASMR is basically videos on YouTube with pawgs making noises like tapping on glass, whispering, and other weird ass noises into a mic. For some reason the shyt give me a weird tingling sensation and make me sleep like a baby. It's helping me sleep without lean too

5. I can't sleep on my back because 9/10 times ill end going into sleep paralysis. shyt scary AF, demons and whatnot all around you and you can't move

It's a couple more but that's all I can think of right now. Weird is life for me

There's Black ASMRists, too.






Men do it, also:



I love ASMR but not the white girls doing it

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Whenever I eat cereal I warm my milk up in the microwave for like a minute
I"ve worked too hard to be eating cold ass cereal

i put my ice cream in the microwave for a little bit then stir it up with my spoon... make my own soft serve basically