What's Some NSFW Shyt You Did At Work?

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Smashed various broads on the job (They didn't work there), with the most risky dalliance being the one time I was having it right next to the conference room while a meeting was going on.

I was next door first and that was during the period of time they had me low on the priority list and I was working 6 day weeks at quarter salary and at times, no pay.

Never stole shyt or gave away material, but I stayed drinking/smoking/fukking on the premesis instead of just walking off the job. Loyalty? Eh.
 

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I’ve jacked off in the bathroom




I used to deliver pizzas and I parked on the side of this trailer park and jacked off to Ice La Foxx in between deliveries.
 

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Fwb was out of town and kept sending me pics and videos of her playing with herself and videos that only she had on her phone of us, cuz she knew I was on no fap and taking larginine and lecithin and zinc. FaceTimed me asking to see my dikk while I was life guarding. came all over my uniform and shorts. idk wtf I was thinking. shyt was so intense I sat there for about 2 minutes after. Luckily I had a spare in the trunk.
 

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When I worked at Wal-Mart
  • I'd ring up shyt for people if they didn't have enough to pay for it (didn't do it all the time)
  • fukked a few co-workers in the bathroom
  • stole video games from the electronic department
  • I would clock in for work, then spend an hour in my car getting some Z's
 

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I used to masturbate in my open office everyday. I liked teh thrill :shaq:
 

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Cussed out a$$hole customers and got away with it .

When I worked in the returns department while I was at Frys Electronics , I called a cac an a$$hole under my breath . He heard it but his wife didn't.

Cac: "You called me an a$$hole!" :merchant:

Me: "I did not say such a thing sir" :troll:

Later his wife made him apologize to me for accusing shyt :mjlol:

Mind you a co worker got fired for calling a customer a bytch under his breath two weeks prior :pachaha:
 
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