SuaveyBoi115
All Star
Thisnot doing this again
What’s some of y’all worst fumbles when it comes to women
Khadafhi
50 States
Popped a thizz got a bytch to the Telly n got slinky dikk
Surprised this wasn't posted from the other thread 
I'll make it a quick story.
There was this one big-tittied Jewish chick I used to run with. She had an ok face but her body was like an 8. I don't know why but I friendzoned her. At any rate I ran into her on campus one day. She ran up on me, gave me a hug and lemme know that she'd been thinking about me lately and wanted to know if I wanted to head back to her room between classes. I literally said, "Nah another time I gotta get home by 3 to watch Babylon 5." and dipped w/o even saying goodbye.
richaveli83
Veteran
I have a couple. This story is a long one.
One that stands out was summer of 2001. I was 17 at the time and had a car that my mom bought me for my birthday the previous year. I was naive about women and although I wasn't a virgin at the time, I still didn't know how women operate. Mind you this was before cell phones were widely available for everyone.
Anyways I was watching Monday Night Raw on a Monday night and my cousin called the house asking if I could pick him up from work. He worked at the mall for Foley's. I was pissed because I didn't want to miss Raw but be kept calling the house and I got sick of it so I drove to pick him up. He was outside waiting with some thick big booty chocolate chick. She was wearing a mini skirt and you could see those sexy ass thighs!
My cousin walks up to the car and says can you give my coworker a ride home to since she lives close to you. I was like
I'm missing wrestling right now because of you. Anyways my cousin gets in the backseat and the girl gets in the front passenger seat. The whole time I was lamenting to my cousin about missing Raw.
I drop my cousin off at home and I'm taking the girl home. I'm speeding trying to get her home so I go back home. She mentions she likes wrestling too and maybe we can hang out sometime. Anyways we get to her place and she gives me a hug and thanks me for the ride home and invites inside to get something to drink. I told her no I got to get back home and drove home. I get home and basically miss the rest of the show.
My cousin calls me about an hour later and asks what happened with his homegirl. I asked what you mean and that's when he revealed she was trying to get fukked and she had seen me before when I went to the mall to chop it up with him. She was shipping out to join the navy and wanted some dikk before shipping out.
I then realized she did mention that she was joining the military when we were in the car making small talk but I was so focused on getting home to watch wrestling.
Miss out on some guaranteed p*ssy to watch men play fight, brehs.
This story is a long one.One that stands out was summer of 2001. I was 17 at the time and had a car that my mom bought me for my birthday the previous year. I was naive about women and although I wasn't a virgin at the time, I still didn't know how women operate. Mind you this was before cell phones were widely available for everyone.
Anyways I was watching Monday Night Raw on a Monday night and my cousin called the house asking if I could pick him up from work. He worked at the mall for Foley's. I was pissed because I didn't want to miss Raw but be kept calling the house and I got sick of it so I drove to pick him up. He was outside waiting with some thick big booty chocolate chick. She was wearing a mini skirt and you could see those sexy ass thighs!
My cousin walks up to the car and says can you give my coworker a ride home to since she lives close to you. I was like
I'm missing wrestling right now because of you. Anyways my cousin gets in the backseat and the girl gets in the front passenger seat. The whole time I was lamenting to my cousin about missing Raw.I drop my cousin off at home and I'm taking the girl home. I'm speeding trying to get her home so I go back home. She mentions she likes wrestling too and maybe we can hang out sometime. Anyways we get to her place and she gives me a hug and thanks me for the ride home and invites inside to get something to drink. I told her no I got to get back home and drove home. I get home and basically miss the rest of the show.
My cousin calls me about an hour later and asks what happened with his homegirl. I asked what you mean and that's when he revealed she was trying to get fukked and she had seen me before when I went to the mall to chop it up with him. She was shipping out to join the navy and wanted some dikk before shipping out.
I then realized she did mention that she was joining the military when we were in the car making small talk but I was so focused on getting home to watch wrestling.
Miss out on some guaranteed p*ssy to watch men play fight, brehs.
Last edited:
She invited me in nikka. That’s my point. She hinted for me to come in. She was hinting at it throughout the whole date. But I wanted to be a degenerate and tried fcking in the car…right in front of her appt
NO...NO... NO...
"She hinted for me to come in"
She did not invite you in.... And she either wasn't going to invite you in...
Or if you did get in,..she wouldn't have let you hit.
I'm not trying to be mean or funny....
If she really wanted you. . She would have let you do all that stuff in the car and told you to come in the house ..
Not a hint.
So you out here thinking that you did something wrong... But she wasnt going to let you hit any way..
If a chick wants you that bytch would probably let u hit right there .. or atleast straight up tell you to come in
obvious signs and just not following up honestly.
A. didn't know if I wanted a GF and didn't want to smut them out
B. Didn't have my own place, didn't want to use theirs, they would feel like a true bust down if I took them to a hotel.
Killigraphy
Banned
For me its not moving fast enough. I was a bit of a jock (wrestled in JH through College), so getting girls or having girls come to me wasn't anything amazing. I wasn't geeking out because a girl touched my knee. My major problem as a kid was not pulling the trigger fast enough. Just isn't my style, I like when they come to me. I've always had the attitude that if I'm the best at something, whether its being witty, a silver tongue, funny, strong, etc....people need to acknowledge me and fall in line. So sure, we had good times....I'll do some light fingering or kissing, but a lot girls in JH weren't about fukking right out the gate, so I just moved on or got head.