Mr. Somebody
Friend Of A Friend
A jug of juice sitting on a coffee table with no cups in sight. Friend wanna ask, "can i get you some juice"
No friend but thanks for offering.
Friend.

Friend.

Stop wearing dirty socks when you go over peoples homes, friend. We only like cornchips that come out of a sealed bag.then you gotta smell nikkas feet![]()
- bathroom that's dirty
- expired food in the fridge
- food stain on the counter tops
- clothes thrown in every room in the house
- place looks like it hasn't been vacuumed/dusted in months
- roaches, rats, etc
I'm not a neat/clean freak but I do keep my place tidy as I do have company from time to time.
my moms has her dinning room like thisi was going to leave it alone, but what the fukk is up with people having a room where NO ONE can go into it, like its full of furniture and shyt and you about to get clapped up for fukking breathing the air from there
aint nobody trying to have that stink stuck in their placewhen i smoke a blunt in someone's house and they get mad when i light a newport afterwards. shyt pisses me off
smhwhy the fukk would i walk outside to smoke when i can keep my ass planted on the couch?
Why are you inspecting people's refrigerators like that?![]()
aint nobody trying to have that stink stuck in their place
naw, you just would get put out and would never be back.then open the window
You have a macbook,iPhone 5s, ps4 in the living area but only crumbs in the kitchen
was playing cards at a cauc's house, asked to use his bathroom and was told not to flush the toilet if i was just urinating. He said it saves them water.
I flushed anyway cause no one will be doing anything out of the ordinary with my urine when im not around.