What's Something Your Parents Lied To You About As A Kid?

[Idaeo]

My parents didn't tell me my mom was married before my dad...and my brother is actually my half brother. I was 8 or 9... At my grandmas house looking through photo albums. Ran across old wedding photos..and screamed out "mom...who is this man you're getting married to?"

My grandma was like "I told yall not let him look through them albums"





Another big dousey was when this kid at school in 6th grade came up to me and said "hey did you know the lady who lived in your house before you killed herself inside?"

I asked my dad about it and he was like "what? Should I have not bought the house?"

fukked up part about it is that the garage she carbon monoxided herself as in was converted into the bedroom I grew up in

 

[全能の神]

"'Don't worry, people will like you for you"

 

[Doobie Doo]

Jesus

 

[calixprynce]

"Get good grades and we'll reward you "


other than that , everything they was hollerin turned out to be true

 

[It is a mystery]

"Santa Claus"
"Tooth fairy"
"You're not a human being. You are an alien and we abducted you from your kind. Don't ask about what happened to the rest of the aliens; you don't want to know "

 

[R.O. Double]

I'm trying to think of something, I wouldn't say they lied. A lot of shyt just wasn't my business as a kid, when I got older and put 2 and 2 together I realized why I was kept in the dark.


If I had to guess something, I'd say maybe Santa Claus being real?

 

[Treblemaka]

"Santa Claus"
"Tooth fairy"
"You're not a human being. You are an alien and we abducted you from your kind. Don't ask about what happened to the rest of the aliens; you don't want to know "

 

[SemiEnlightenedBum]

everything,my parents were dope addicts and my pops twas highly abusive both physically and mentally..and nobody in my familia on both sides saved me from it,i had to saviorself

it made me stronger in a spiritual and mental sense,but i'm physically lost in this world..but then again i'm not of this whirld anyhow,so perhaps i had to undergo all that shyt to train me to remember my past pharaoh-hood and my ascension into bodhisattva status and to tread the path onto the mothership..

 

[the cac mamba]

santa, the tooth fairy, god

 

[Lady.Libra.]

That the world does not revolve around me. I object.

 

[Gold]

When my mom had the sex talk with us, she told us that she never once had sex with my dad... ever.

It caused a great deal of confusion between my 5 siblings and me

 

[OG_StankBrefs]

"God heas ya prayers and Jesus loves you."

Tried dat shyt when I got olda...

"God heas ya prayers and Jesus loves you."

Me: "Sooo... why didn't he answer da prayers of all those natural disaster victims? Or all dese children being kidnapped & molested n murdered? Or cancer victims?etc..? Whurr was he and Jesus when those people needed em da most?


"... Dont you gotta catch ya flight? You gon be late, baby..."

 

[Dusty Bake Activate]

It's ajax.

 

[Kalik]

Found out around 11, me and my bro had a heap of half bros and sisters. My dad had gotten sick (bad heart),and they told us. Was my dads secret...

My mom.... nothing really she never surprised me with anything outlandish.

 

[h2o_proof]

my dad used to tell me and my brothers that pimples/zits on your face came from jerking off.

I actually tell my oldest son and my nephews the same thing. although its a lie, its a pretty believable one because of the parallels of puberty...