What's Something Your Parents Lied To You About As A Kid?

[Marco Zen]

Grits is healthy.

 

[mbewane]

Work hard at school so you can do what you want afterwards

 

[Jahmal]

Jesus, Santa, Tooth Fairy, Easter Bunny, Peter Pan, The Stork...Them nikkaz were always lying to me!

 

[TheSickness]

That i'm pretty/cute.

 

[Sterling Archer]

When my mom had the sex talk with us, she told us that she never once had sex with my dad... ever.

It caused a great deal of confusion between my 5 siblings and me

You favor your mom more?

 

[Neuromancer]

Mom: treat all women special.

Mom: go to college and get a degree and you'll get a job.

 

[Gold]

You favor your mom more?

Iunno.... I don't really look like anyone in my family tbh... I have very "un-nigerian" facial features according to my parents





I dont like where this is going..

 

[NBA Youngbreh]

My Mom: Santa will bring your presents if you're good
6 Year old me: (In my mind) We live in an apartment in the middle of the hood, nikkas outchea selling drugs outside the building, another nikka just got dumped on last week but Santa gonna bring his cracker ass here and give me presents with no chimney If you don't take your lying ass

 

[Sterling Archer]

Iunno.... I don't really look like anyone in my family tbh... I have very "un-nigerian" facial features according to my parents





I dont like where this is going..

Nowhere. Its going nowhere breh...

 

[ADK]

Little ADK - "What is Skeet skeet skeet? "

Mom - "I'll tell you later"

She never told me.

 

[DrX]

hell yeah....

my parents were unintentional liars....man i have conversations now with them, and think "god damn , wtf are u talking about?" its like they live on a different planet

 

[lotteryplaya]

My dad never lied to me but my mother did. Most of my answers have been said already in here.

 

[Idaeo]

Looking at everyone else responses...or lack thereof...my parents lied their asses off


No wonder I'm so good at it.

 

[™BlackPearl The Empress™]

My mom told me that there was a whale in this big ditch when I was like 3 or 4. She swears she didn't. But she did. She did damnit! Had me looking for that shyt for years.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

That I was handsome and could have any girl I wanted.

#UglyTeam