me and 3 friends from college...one of them was a tru die hard halo fanatic...and we used to play for money on campus...4 on 4 100 bucks first team to win 3 out of 5 and winner picks stage...
so we would clean up...there were only two teams on campus who could even 50/50 split with us...but this dude was one of those type of dudes who was never good at anything in his life except for halo so he took that shyt super fukking serious...
so we were playing one of the two teams that was as good as us...and they beat us in the first round something like 50 - 48...
and you know what happens after that...cats gotta check the K/D ratio...
and remember we were all friends to...
man dude went off on the other dude cause he was a pretty average player....
"GAWD fukkING DAMMIT JASON YOU SUCK

...I AM SICK OF CARRYING YOUR SORRY ASS

...WE HAVE TO CARRY YOU EVERY fukkING GAME.

..ALL YOU GOT TO DO IS NOT DIE AND GET SOME CLEAN UP KILLS AND YOUR SORRY ASS CAN'T EVEN DO THAT...

GAWD fukkING DAMMIT I HATE YOU...

"
Hit dude in the side of the head with the joystick...one of the OG xobx joints that are big ass fukk...dudes face pretty much exploded...I remember sitting behind him and seeing my other friend sitting in front of him flinch as blood went across his face...
Dude that got his was like
Dude that hit him was like
We took the dude to the hospital and he ended up getting like 12 stitches cause it literally split his cheek open to the bone...I remember we went to the emergency room and made up some lie about how it happened and the staff being like

but then they were just like " 3 white boys and a black dude and they not blaming the black dude? They must have done some wild shyt we probably don't want to know about"

...they were both typical c@cs though so they hugged it out shared a jar of nutella and jack in the box 99 cent tacos and got over it...