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Superstar
as a kid, me and two cousins was at my house playing Yoshis Island, we was trying to get 100 on every stage to unlock the bonus stages. we sittin pretty close to the tv cause it was a small tv. so we taking turns and the other two offering suggestions while one plays. we was on the Touch Fuzzy, Get Dizzy stage and my cuz who was playin was not listening at all to our suggestions.
my other cuz was telling him to go back and check something but instead he keeps going forward and jumps down to a part where you can no longer go back. so my other cuz gets mad and rams my cousins head in to the tv and jets off out the house. i look at my cousin and he has blood pouring down his face. i tell him to go wash his face and i turned off the game and he tv and washed that shyt up before my mom got home cause that would have been the end of video games for me if she knew.
so my other cousin comes back and instead we just watch cartoons and told my mother my cuz bumped his head cause he was running in the house.
my other cuz was telling him to go back and check something but instead he keeps going forward and jumps down to a part where you can no longer go back. so my other cuz gets mad and rams my cousins head in to the tv and jets off out the house. i look at my cousin and he has blood pouring down his face. i tell him to go wash his face and i turned off the game and he tv and washed that shyt up before my mom got home cause that would have been the end of video games for me if she knew.
so my other cousin comes back and instead we just watch cartoons and told my mother my cuz bumped his head cause he was running in the house.
" that shyt didn't go over well. All of a sudden his girls a whore, she used to suck dikk under the bridge(found out it was true), and them niccas are in the front yard BATTLIN. Cops had to come and break that shyt up brehs. All over Return of the Mack
and laughing for so long on the way home that people on the street were looking at me like I was crazy cos they just see this lil dude laughing to himself.
Right before he's about to exit the screen the boomerang comes back and my Mario ROCKETS out of the screen and I lose 
" and I was like 
but then they were just like " 3 white boys and a black dude and they not blaming the black dude? They must have done some wild shyt we probably don't want to know about" 
...they were both typical c@cs though so they hugged it out shared a jar of nutella and jack in the box 99 cent tacos and got over it...
