Bruh I gotta let y'all know about my smash story out in Vegas ...
So I knock out like at 7pm after the encore beach club pool party. Straight black out!
I wake up at 1230am and I'm like where the fukk everyone at?
I call everyone and no one picks up the phone... I keep calling and my boy the bachelor says everyone is downstairs playin blackjack. So I go down stairs chill for like 30 and everyone decides to back upstairs. My boy rolls one up and puff at it till everyone decides they wanna knock out. I'm like fukk that I still wanna party. So I go down stairs and was like ima scoop something by my damn self
I walk to the bar and it's bytches everywhere.... But I decide I'm only hollering at Asian hoes tonight
Met this Chinese chick bad as fukk from LA talked then she left with her girls then Vietnamese chick I metThicka than a snicka
We started vibin bought her and her chicks some drinks. After a min I seal the deal and tell her lets take a walk. We go up to my room and my boy Is sleeping in the other bed. We do our thing and she leaves the next day . My dude wakes up cracking up talm bout he heard our whole smash session and how I talked shyt the whole time!
Now mind u my boy is a huge heat fan and he has season tickets with the heat. So he was like yo i heard what u told this chick... We smashin and home girl catches a leg cramp during sex.. I was like " are you seriously catching a cramp in the middle of this like lebron James!! My dude thought I was.since the cramp game was the day before. He was like " dude I died when you said that shyt"
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getting ahold of one of your friends in vegas is damn near impossible
unless they in a taxi or cab someone pickin up they phone
"I was wit some bytches I aint even hear the phone ring
"

Thicka than a snicka






at first.
policy right now in Vegas unless its a holiday or Mayweather fight weekend.
