What’s The Biological Function Of A Full Beard Anyway??

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None of these answers are true smh. I’m a anthropologist on the side and me and my colleagues found that humans evolved to grow beards thousands of years ago.

Back in the day when we used to live outside and be worried about animals, light skin brehs would stick out at night time. Too many of them were getting ate. So over time, we evolved to grow beards so light skin men would have dark hair on their face and be more camouflaged at night.

This is where the saying “you can’t trust a man with no facial hair” was created. Cause our ancestors wouldn’t trust a man without facial hair because the prey could see them at night and might follow him back to the village.
breh i am dead!!! :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead: :dead:
 

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I’m not gonna lie, I got a beard because I’m too lazy to shave often.

Women like playing with them so that’s cool, but you gotta take so much care of them and if you don’t sleep on your back maintaining them is harder with coarse hair.

If you fail to take care of them then the itching will keep you up at night.
 
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None of these answers are true smh. I’m a anthropologist on the side and me and my colleagues found that humans evolved to grow beards thousands of years ago.

Back in the day when we used to live outside and be worried about animals, light skin brehs would stick out at night time. Too many of them were getting ate. So over time, we evolved to grow beards so light skin men would have dark hair on their face and be more camouflaged at night.

This is where the saying “you can’t trust a man with no facial hair” was created. Cause our ancestors wouldn’t trust a man without facial hair because the prey could see them at night and might follow him back to the village.
Damn, pre-historic colorisim :deadrose:
 

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secondary sex characteristics tell women you are a worthy mate and they tell men that you might kill them

What are other secondary sex characteristics besides growing a full beard?
 

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What are other secondary sex characteristics besides growing a full beard?
broad shoulders, deep voice, height ("sexual dimorphism" in humans means men are usually taller than women), pubes, "adams apple".

male pattern baldness might also be one
 

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broad shoulders, deep voice, height ("sexual dimorphism" in humans means men are usually taller than women), pubes, "adams apple".

male pattern baldness might also be one
It's sad you can have all those secondary sex characteristics and still have anxiety issues.
 
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It's sad you can have all those secondary sex characteristics and still have anxiety issues.
it's a gift and a curse. humans make life so much more complicated than it has to be, but there are some benefits to being so smart that you transcend, at least temporarily, the animal nature.
 
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