What’s the "blackest" name you have ever heard??

[fifth column]

Rolando Blackman

 

[RickyDiBiase]

D’Marcus or anything with an apostrophe

 

[The Half-Blood FKA Prince]

Black for real. We all know somebody who really names themselves Black.

It was this boy back in school Black was legit his gov name. Well it was his surname. Muhfukka stayed riding my nuts with his little cac homies. One by one they all got them selves packed up. I had to practically raise the one dude's son. Had to fake my death to help save his ass. Just for him to grow up to join up with 12 Thats what i get for simping a dead pawg. Idk man summ bout dem red heads

 

[Buddy]

All those names must be Arabic? That is, slave master names just like George Johnson.

NOI just tried to fool people acting like all big religions weren’t created in the Middle East and spread with swords and guns by evil people.

No. Semaj is just James backwards. I said that name in particular over Khadijah, etc

 

[Thurgood Thurston III]

I got a super black name also.

 

[Solomon Lurke]

A headstart teacher told me there was a girl named Car-Shia …

Just let that one sink in for a minute

 

[Collateral]

I never met a white man named Darell.

Sharkeisha is pretty black.

 

[Mull]

?

 

[Vandelay]

My real name is undoubtedly black, especially in spelling. I wish moms named me Josh or some shyt

Yeah, ain't no confusing my name either. My mom didn't spell it crazy (there's 2 Q's in it tho), but I contemplated going by a different name professionally for awhile.

 

[ReturnOfJudah]

Judah

 

[datnigDASTARDLY]

I guarantee there’s a Larquavius Jones out there somewhere

 

[cap10slapahoe]

Rodney hood

 

[UnQuantized]

Surprised nobody said Barack ObamaChris Rock has a joke about this

 

[Oatmeal]

Rodney hood

JaMario Moon

 

[tuckgod]

Abraham Lincoln