what's the craziest thing you've done to avoid someone?

[Dont@Me]

I was in a town full of cacs and i hate talking to them and their stupid small talk is always lightfully ignorant.
I had to use the bathroom so i walked into this one restaurant that was FULL of cacs. I just walked straight to the bathroom.

When i went to wash my hands, some guy walks in and says, "hey, don't i know you? I think you're my neighbor". He very well could've been because i was only half an hour away from home and i don't know my fukkin cac neighbors, but i just spoke sign language and threw up random finger movements and pointed to my ear to signify that i'm deaf. He kept mouthing, "NEIGHBOR?" to me and i kept just going ????
He never stopped and i just continued washing my hands and walked out.

fukkin cacs man

 

[Mr Rager]

I was in a town full of cacs and i hate talking to them and their stupid small talk is always lightfully ignorant.
I had to use the bathroom so i walked into this one restaurant that was FULL of cacs. I just walked straight to the bathroom.

When i went to wash my hands, some guy walks in and says, "hey, don't i know you? I think you're my neighbor". He very well could've been because i was only half an hour away from home and i don't know my fukkin cac neighbors, but i just spoke sign language and threw up random finger movements and pointed to my ear to signify that i'm deaf. He kept mouthing, "NEIGHBOR?" to me and i kept just going ????
He never stopped and i just continued washing my hands and walked out.

fukkin cacs man

 

[JAY?]

I can't beat that story

Back in the AOL days where you'd meet bytches without even seeing a pic, I linked up with a bytch after a couple days of talking on the phone. Her description did not match her appearance. I was nice but cut the meet short. She called the crib afterwards and asked for me and someone passed the phone to me.
Her: Hello, can I speak to Jay
Whoever picked up the phone: Yeah one second
Jay: Hello
Her: Hey, what's up?
Jay: Yeah, Jay doesn't live here anymore
Her: But you're Jay
Jay: Ummm
:click:

 

[Sex Luthor]

I fukked this chick that i know thru a friend and took her to my house. I usually don't unless I know them. The next morning she's knocking on my door so i didnt answer. She called me and i told her I was at work. She said my car is still out front so I told her my car was broken so I got a ride. For the next 2 days I parked down the street at my boys house so she thought my car was in the shop. After the second day I realized how stupid I was being and just told her I wasn't feeling her like that. Felt like an idiot hiding from that chick like I owe her something

 

[Dont@Me]

I fukked this chick that i know thru a friend and took her to my house. I usually don't unless I know them. The next morning she's knocking on my door so i didnt answer. She called me and i told her I was at work. She said my car is still out front so I told her my car was broken so I got a ride. For the next 2 days I parked down the street at my boys house so she thought my car was in the shop. After the second day I realized how stupid I was being and just told her I wasn't feeling her like that. Felt like an idiot hiding from that chick like I owe her something

that's the way girls be rejecting guys

 

[Heafcliffe]

Years ago, met a chick late night after a few dranks so the "beer goggles" weren't focused. At. All.
We talked on the phone a few times and decided to meet at the movies.
Before the date, told my boy to call me and fake like someone got hurt and in the hospital; giving me an "out" if the date soured.
Now I'm at the movies waiting for ole gurl with no recollection of how she looked....
This unattractive, snack-heavy, light-skin Rasputia looking broad with some of the foulest of breaths came up on some "Hhhhhheeeeeyyyy!"
I was and waiting/praying for my boy to call.
We in the movie theater and, with us sitting and FACING one another, the stench/heat off this chick's throat had me
THANKFULLY, I got the call 10 mins into the movie and I dipped. Felt bad bc she was concerned but it was best for both of us, my nose and senses.

 

[Dont@Me]

Years ago, met a chick late night after a few dranks so the "beer goggles" weren't focused. At. All.
We talked on the phone a few times and decided to meet at the movies.
Before the date, told my boy to call me and fake like someone got hurt and in the hospital; giving me an "out" if the date soured.
Now I'm at the movies waiting for ole gurl with no recollection of how she looked....
This unattractive, snack-heavy, light-skin Rasputia looking broad with some of the foulest of breaths came up on some "Hhhhhheeeeeyyyy!"
I was and waiting/praying for my boy to call.
We in the movie theater and, with us sitting and FACING one another, the stench/heat off this chick's throat had me
THANKFULLY, I got the call 10 mins into the movie and I dipped. Felt bad bc she was concerned but it was best for both of us, my nose and senses.

I don't understand people with bad breath....like u willingly go on a date like that and don't even know how u smell? I'm hyper conscious of that shyt

 

[CreepyMcCreeperson]

I was in a town full of cacs and i hate talking to them and their stupid small talk is always lightfully ignorant.
I had to use the bathroom so i walked into this one restaurant that was FULL of cacs. I just walked straight to the bathroom.

When i went to wash my hands, some guy walks in and says, "hey, don't i know you? I think you're my neighbor". He very well could've been because i was only half an hour away from home and i don't know my fukkin cac neighbors, but i just spoke sign language and threw up random finger movements and pointed to my ear to signify that i'm deaf. He kept mouthing, "NEIGHBOR?" to me and i kept just going ????
He never stopped and i just continued washing my hands and walked out.

fukkin cacs man

I’m going to try this one day.

 

[Primetime21]

Keep the stories coming

 

[Screwtape]

He kept mouthing, "NEIGHBOR?" to me and i kept just going ????

Actual tears in my eyes

 

[Yaboysix]

Lmao yall nikkas stupid bruh

 

[Red Comp]

You mean permanently avoid someone? Like 6 feet under?

 

[The Villain]

I went to a comic book convention w/ some coworkers. It's split into about 4 rows of booths and shyt so we come in at the front and we're like "alright do we go left or right and work our way around"

I'm like "How much yall wanna bet we see our art director we all hate." I probably hate him the least of everyone but if he saw us I'd have to spend the whole day w/ him because I'm one of the few people that can match is comic knowledge. Not FIVE fukkING SECONDS LATER i look off to the right and I see that motherfukker walking up to the front. Before my coworkers realized it, I ran to the first booth on the left and dove behind it for cover like in Gears of War. The booth attendant girl looks down at me on the floor like

Told the booth girl "you see that group of 4 people that just got stuck w/ that old bald dude? Let me know when he leaves." Ended up having to chill out behind that booth for 30 mins because he held them up so long. Once he left and I came back out my coworkers were confused as fukk lmao

 

[Drip Bayless]

I don’t.
Aint like somebody gon beat my ass for not wanting to fukk with them

 

[NkrumahWasRight Is Wrong]

I have to hide from the same client every week