This is kinda my attitude, but I'm also very popular in my town (no ego stroke) which I hate and can't be left alone. Some of these people pay me good money, so I don't want to ruin that income
what's the craziest thing you've done to avoid someone?
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fkthisgaysite
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I love doing shyt like this. Im a lil goofy ass dude so shyt like this is more for humour than anything else.
Bro...yall know when yall at someone's crib and you get a plate of food...and you not feelin it...so you act like you are till everybody gets up and then you fold tha plate wit tha food in it and bury it in tha trash?
I know im not tha only one. Kinda off topic but i need to know.
Bro...yall know when yall at someone's crib and you get a plate of food...and you not feelin it...so you act like you are till everybody gets up and then you fold tha plate wit tha food in it and bury it in tha trash?
I know im not tha only one. Kinda off topic but i need to know.
Drip Bayless
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I feel you, only exception is when bread is involvedThis is kinda my attitude, but I'm also very popular in my town (no ego stroke) which I hate and can't be left alone. Some of these people pay me good money, so I don't want to ruin that income
Omg yes.
Sometimes I do it blatantly because I dint feel like sitting there forking around the food over and over again. So I’ll be like “I’m full, it was good though”.
fkthisgaysite
Banned
shyt i was always too 'scared' to dump my good first (obviously childhood/teen years idgaf no more these days). Didnt want to get called out even tho someone always did anyway: "YA DIDNT LIKE IT?"Omg yes.
Sometimes I do it blatantly because I dint feel like sitting there forking around the food over and over again. So I’ll be like “I’m full, it was good though”.
nah i just ate a lot earlier
"THERES SO MUCH LEFT...."
...nah...i just...ate a lot earlier....
blaccbeard
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Quit my job. 
DJ Paul's Arm
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Years ago, met a chick late night after a few dranks so the "beer goggles" weren't focused. At. All.
We talked on the phone a few times and decided to meet at the movies.
Before the date, told my boy to call me and fake like someone got hurt and in the hospital; giving me an "out" if the date soured.
Now I'm at the movies waiting for ole gurl with no recollection of how she looked....
This unattractive, snack-heavy, light-skin Rasputia looking broad with some of the foulest of breaths came up on some "Hhhhhheeeeeyyyy!"
I wasand waiting/praying
for my boy to call.
We in the movie theater and, with us sitting and FACING one another, the stench/heat off this chick's throat had me
THANKFULLY, I got the call 10 mins into the movie and I dipped
. Felt bad bc she was concerned but it was best for both of us, my nose and senses.
I had a similar situation but didn't do a fake call.
Halfway thru the previews I told the broad I needed to use the restroom.
Went straight to my car and dipped.
Blocked her number after that.
not for me but for my homie, I faked my car being stolen and needing a ride to the police impound to pick it up
it got him out of a dinner date that he said was trash
it got him out of a dinner date that he said was trash
Have done this like 3 times
Third Kind
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At work I always exit out doors that my coworkers dont just to avoid having to walk and possibly ride wit them on the subway
Almost all of them exit out of the main door. If I ever catch one exiting out my unknown door, I never go through those doors again. I'm down to two exits now
Almost all of them exit out of the main door. If I ever catch one exiting out my unknown door, I never go through those doors again. I'm down to two exits now Awkwardly saying bye to your coworker only to be going in the same directionAt work I always exit out doors that my coworkers dont just to avoid having to walk and possibly ride wit them on the subway