What's the dumbest thing you did as a kid?

[Actually6Foot3]

I rememebr one day back in 6th or 7th grade it was snowing and I figured if I wear my baseball cleats it would have more traction in the snow. My mom let me take that L too I slipped and slid all over school and not much traction since the sidewalks were paved and then froze over with black ice. Fortunately not many people noticed since at the surface they looked like sneakera but Jesus Christ that was a tough day. One dude did notice(he played baseball) and asked me why tf I has on cleats and a North face in 22 degree weather

Top 5 dumbest things I'd ever done

 

[Brehcepticon]

I rememebr one day back in 6th or 7th grade it was snowing and I figured if I wear my baseball cleats it would have more traction in the snow. My mom let me take that L too I slipped and slid all over school and not much traction since the sidewalks were paved and then froze over with black ice. Fortunately not many people noticed since at the surface they looked like sneakera but Jesus Christ that was a tough day. One dude did notice(he played baseball) and asked me why tf I has on cleats and a North face in 22 degree weather

Top 5 dumbest things I'd ever done

Bought lemon juice but didn't know it was for cooking

 

[Jean Jacket]

Jumped from a moving vehicle at 15 mph, started running in mid air to hit the ground running. I flipped an rolled in the middle of the street, got a concussion and was left there by my friends that thought I was done. Cried home limping and went to bed...
Big no-no.

 

[UberEatsDriver]

1.) Swallowed my moms jewelry while my parents weren’t home and almost choked to death.

2.) Mom introduces me to one of the educators at Medgar Evers College and while she goes to class I run back to the educators desk while she was gone and stole her starburst. She wasn’t gone and caught me.

3.) junior high school burst a fart bomb in the middle of church service. Felt like the temperature rose 50 degrees.

 

[Sauce Dab]

Jumping off moving four wheelers also going a million miles an hour with our bikes down rocky hills with no working brakes. I’d be going down the hill like

 

[Blankthawtz]

in elementary school some kid told me that "Mama Guebo" meant "suck a dikk" in spanish....i didn't believe him so i went up to my spanish teacher and told her real loud "MAMA GUEBO!"....

her eyes opened wide in shock....she snatched me up and took me to the principal....my pops came to pick me up and gave me a glorious ass whoopin that i'll never forget....

 

[Alvin]

in elementary school some kid told me that "Mama Guebo" meant "suck a dikk" in spanish....i didn't believe him so i went up to my spanish teacher and told her real loud "MAMA GUEBO!"....

her eyes opened wide in shock....she snatched me up and took me to the principal....my pops came to pick me up and gave me a glorious ass whoopin that i'll never forget....

at the bolded was she a latina? was she at least fine?

at the underlined

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Accidentally Broke my parents VCR

Then they bought a new one

Accidentally broke that one too

Them whippings I got was legendary

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

Broke a window to the house with a rock trying to break in to my house bc I locked myself out.

Crashed into my brother’s bike with my bike

7th grade-Got into my moms make up , wore it to school but we weren’t allowed to bc catholic school

Forged my parent’s name on a Iss (in school suspension) slip

Got sent to the office for talking back to the teacher - on a parent teacher conference day

 

[DropTopDoc]

Thought growing up would be the good life, instead got bills out the wazzu and stress because it seems like no matter how much money you make it’s never enough

 

[ben anderson]

Asked what color panties my teacher was wearing( blonde pawg with DD”s) 10 says suspension


Me and my friends made those bottles bombs and went to the good side of our block and threw em in the pond. Swat was called no. They came DEEP military gear and a helicopter lol. I was in like 6-7th grade no chargers could be filed but they did call my dad and mom

Dad was in the military and me and my brother stole some games from his base store(military brehs know what I’m talking about). He was so embarrassed smh. We got the meanest Spankings of our lives and he broke our game cub with a hammer. Then my mom made us go take a shower and she came in mid shower and whooped us again

 

[Alvin]

Broke a window to the house with a rock trying to break in to my house bc I locked myself out.

Crashed into my brother’s bike with my bike

7th grade-Got into my moms make up , wore it to school but we weren’t allowed to bc catholic school

Forged my parent’s name on a Iss (in school suspension) slip

Got sent to the office for talking back to the teacher - on a parent teacher conference day

so you were arguing with a teacher in front of your parents? what did they say?

 

[Alvin]

Asked what color panties my teacher was wearing( blonde pawg with DD”s) 10 says suspension


Me and my friends made those bottles bombs and went to the good side of our block and threw em in the pond. Swat was called no. They came DEEP military gear and a helicopter lol. I was in like 6-7th grade no chargers could be filed but they did call my dad and mom

Dad was in the military and me and my brother stole some games from his base store(military brehs know what I’m talking about). He was so embarrassed smh. We got the meanest Spankings of our lives and he broke our game cub with a hammer. Then my mom made us go take a shower and she came in mid shower and whooped us again

Some of y'all parents just evil

 

[LightSkinYeshua]

Doing bmx tricks on my bike (standing on the seat, one side ride, no hands, etc.). Ran into the wall because i pressed on the breaks too late. Cut up my hands, arm, and knees. Deep cuts (e.g., flesh showing)

It was the day of my prom so i missed out

 

[Nicole0416_718_929_646212]

so you were arguing with a teacher in front of your parents? what did they say?

No i got in trouble on the day that my parents were scheduled for their parent teacher conference. Being a dumbass. (That’s like getting fired from work on your day off). My mom spanked me when we got home.