what's the easiest way to break up with someone?

[Huellz Santana]

i think i hopped into this relationship too soon. we have VERY different personalities.

i kinda wanna end it because she been stressin me and I don't like arguing

The other day I was like "have you ever been dumped before?" and she was like "No... "

i was acting an ass recently and was sure she'd want to leave amicably but she decided to stay

man i think this chick just doesn't want to leave cuz her ego. im the first dude to want to throw her ass in the bushes and that's probably wanting her to hang on even more.

i dont have a real good reason to end it, so what should i say? usually in this situation i'd just cheat to drive the point home

but im older now and more mature ​

 

[Captain Crunch]

I'm done, peace.

 

[Commander in Chiefin]

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The other day I was like "have you ever been dumped before?" and she was like "No... "
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You fukked up breh. After she said no, you should've replied "well you just have been" or "there's a first time for everything". And then walked away

 

[HelgaPataki]

start emotionally neglecting your partner

 

[Harry Sax]

have them killed and call to throw the body in the bushes

 

[Da Jungles]

If you're older and more mature why are you acting an ass instead of just telling her you don't wanna be with her?

 

[Dooby]

You are a man

Tell her straight up it's over...

 

[Black]

tell her you have AIDS.

 

[andre patton]

just change your number

or stop answering her calls...they usually get the hint after a couple weeks.

 

[Captain Crunch]

tell her you have AIDS.

 

[Shogun]

shyt on her pillow

 

[Lakers Offseason]

Breh, introduce her to anal.

If she's down with that and still stays with you, then play a game of clown rodeo

1. Clown Rodeo 57 up, 4 down
Sex act which involves one male having sex with a female in the doggy style position, and one man hiding in a closet dressed in a clown costume.
While the man is having sex, the friend in the closet jumps out a yells CLOWN RODEO! The male having sex then tightens his grip on the female and proceeds to ride her like a bull while she is freakin out trying to get away.
P.S. 10 Seconds recieves a perfect score, harder then you would think.
Hey bro lets run a CLOWN RODEO on that dirty ass hoe!

Urban Dictionary: Clown Rodeo

 

[Methodical]

Lol reminds me of Seinfeld show where George tried to breakup his gf but his gf won't let him....

 

[Sharp]

Tell her that the relationship isn't working out and that you no longer want to be there.

 

[kash10003]

text and ignore

i know its the least manly thing to do, but its probably the best for everyone in all honesty