What's the Fattest Thing You've ever done?

[sfgiants]

-bought a tray of 15 tacos from tacos Sinaloa I’m Oakland to a potluck for a 49er game but I showed up early and my boy left to grab more beer. I ended up eating the entire tray

-I estimate about 7 pounds of different cuts of meat consumed at fogo in Chicago. no way to confirm just going by being there for about 2 hours and never putting the little red sign up. And it was all beef cuts

-I ate an entire tray of lumpia at my friends gf birthday party at her family’s house.

-was in Cancun with my ex and had just had a massive meal at some restaurant when the group we were with Hit us up like yooo they got the best seafood at some spot. they had fresh caught fish and crab legs so I made myself puke so I can keep eating. To be fair I was already pretty buzzed off a shytload of mezcal so purposely yacking, while an act of savagery, restored me to a more sober state so I can keep eating and drinking. Then I went and had this seafood platter on one of those
Mortar and pestle things that had a spicy seafood medley and grilled onions and other shyt

-ate an entire st honoré cake from an Italian bakery in sf by myself

 

[Jblaze204]

I used to drink 6 grape and orange sodas a day as a kid.

 

[Jblaze204]

I feel better about myself after reading this thread

 

[FLATOP]

I used to drink 6 grape and orange sodas a day as a kid.

RIP your teeth boy

 

[King Poetic]

Last month or so eating like shyt and picking up 10/15 pounds because of this virus

today is the day to stay under 1500 calories a day for the next month or 2

 

[Jasonmask]

I know I’ve done worse but I only mention this story because it got a reaction out of it. I was litty af off them vape pens. This was a couple years back. Late 2018 anyways I was a barista and they gave free food I had the whole bagel with tomatoes n shyt. Then like a hour late I swallowed a quesadilla and burrito. Some girl was like “didn’t you have a bagel not too long ago? You ate that burrito fast!” I reply that I also had a quesadilla and she told me my appetite was impressive. Can’t even eat like that if I tried at the moment

 

[patscorpio]

put away like 2 large pizzas at a SB party...my boy was hosting and had a shytload of food...between that and his wife cooked...no one batted an eye...i took one of the meanest shyts ever later

 

[kenjaminfranklin]

Ate a Large bowl of Pho(not broth) AND a full viet pork chop plate in one sitting.

I commit fat boy crimes on the regular once I break my fast. Can easily consume 2000 calories in a few hours

 

[patscorpio]

-Buttered the breaded side of my Poptarts after toasting them.

 

[Originalman]

Surprised no one said smash lizzo...

 

[humminbird]

I ate a whole slice of pizza by myself
had a big mac and decided that wasn't enough so i ordered a quarter pounder too.

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

Back in 2008, on my lunch breaks, twice a week I would sit in my car with a dozen OG glaze donuts from Krispy Kreme and a large Dominos thin crust with pepp and sausage and inhale them bytches. Oh not to mention the 1 liter pepsi

 

[Wild self]

Back in 2008, on my lunch breaks, twice a week I would sit in my car with a dozen OG glaze donuts from Krispy Kreme and a large Dominos thin crust with pepp and sausage and inhale them bytches. Oh not to mention the 1 liter pepsi

 

[Huda2daf]

Went to Guthries and got a whole 25$ bucket and solod that bytch.

Ate that bacon wrapped pizza from little Cesar's

 

[Rhyme n Tekniq]

I know breh... That was the beginning of my fatassery. Most of my weight gain was attained during that time. I was working as a car salesman for toyota in the prime of the recession
Wasnt selling shyt, just collecting draw checks sitting at my desk bored out fo mind making cold calls. So When Break time hit, I would fukk some shyt up.

eventually got the weight down to about 230 and I was nice and fit. I got diesel between 2010 and 2013 but Got cocky during the OMAD fasting shyt and fell off the wagon horribly for the next few years and nver quite regained that same momentum back,

When I was doing warehouse work, I could smash whole chicken dinners and lean out quick because I was active and doing OMAD at the same time.

Kept eating the same after I stopped and its been a battle since. Im going back to HIIT 4 times a day and OMAD. Trying to simulate the conditions I was in at my leanest working warehouse jobs and shyt

this IT life been good to a breh but the has been creeping up

fukk this shyt, I cant go my nig.