Whats The Freakiest girl You've Been With?

[Keepya onya toes]

Onmy excel spreadsheet of conquests she is the only one I gave the p*ssy grade of A+

You have serious issues that I think you need counselling for. Your childhood issues are still there. You have a thing for other men's prizes yet you don't seem to value having your own. Did you ever have your own and someone took it off you?
Why are you happy being a piece of meat, who taught you that?

Your more than just a skeet, start believing in yourself.

Get over your sex addiction, You are a human being who can accomplish alot more in life than hiding in garages waiting for a trash woman to take trash out. And spreadsheets what's the point???? That's addiction.

Fight your demons skee

 

[Robo Squirrel]

My current girl. Great ass, big titties that sit right, medium brown skin. We went from not even kissing when leaving each other to now she swallows on demand. She has the ovulation app and I smash raw.

Let's me get mine off as long as she's not about to go directly to work. Sucks me off before I leave the crib. Swallows multiple times. Licks it off me. Sucks it when we're watching tv or movies.

You lucky mf!

 

[Devil Plisken…CMS]

Once knew a young lady who just...loved to love lol

Those of you who have been with nymphs understand that they can set off by the slightest touch. You know she’s a nut for it when you can wake her up at any hour and she rolls with it like she initiated it. We weren’t doing anything out of the ordinary because I’m an ordinary type of guy. I can’t lie the only way I could make her cum was eating it. We would be fukking for an hour and she’s squirming eyes shut super tight scratching on me talking about more. Yet for all the fukking we did I could say the p*ssy was just...ok I always respected her because she kept it as funky as a broad could ever with me. We used to be on & off over the course of 3 years. She told me she had been with like 14 nikkax in the span of like 9 months!!! That shyt made me dizzy

At the same token it felt honest. She never struck me as a ho...just a bytch that liked to use her p*ssy...difference? At the time I wasn’t big on distinctions lol

Broke it off for the 3rd and last time eventually

 

[whatthatthangsmelllike]

Nothing too much some like choking, one peeped on and anal wasn’t a fan of anal, slapping ones face shyt turned her on wasn’t no soft slaps either

 

[xCivicx]

I fukked with a 40 year old chick a couple years ago who liked golden showers, anal, and choking on the dikk. Like she would literally want me to push her head down on me as far as possible and leave it there. Met her driving for Uber. She was too clingy tho. Like she would call me wanting to fukk every single day. I couldn’t hang. Had to ghost her after a month or so

I met a chick in a similar fashion

She was my uber driver I got her # and we started hanging out

She was approaching 40 too and she had to have it all the time

I would wake up to her riding me

On the days that I was off she'd set up her driving destination to end up to near my house so she could stop in for a quickie

She also got too clingy and I had to cut her off

 

[BaldingSoHard]

had about 4 bytches who like to do that while they suck my dikk

That's the good shyt.

 

[Self_Born7]

My first baby mother , use to finger and lick my a$$hole while giving me head. Pretty freaky .

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

Cac women keep a dirty house. But you fukking her on and around trash is just disgusting.

Exactly. Had the woman been black, he probably would have turned his nose up and made a thread about how nasty the bytch was.

nikkas loose all sense of standards when dealing with white women.

fukking OP certainly has Herpes, HPV, and all sorts of viruses too. SMH

 

[Hiphoplives4eva]

My current girl. Great ass, big titties that sit right, medium brown skin. We went from not even kissing when leaving each other to now she swallows on demand. She has the ovulation app and I smash raw.

Let's me get mine off as long as she's not about to go directly to work. Sucks me off before I leave the crib. Swallows multiple times. Licks it off me. Sucks it when we're watching tv or movies.

Sounds like my side piece.

shyt is amazing.

 

[Oatmeal]

All my exes were down for whatever, if they ain't with it I ain't with them

Had one that was in tears once cause I had to pull out and she didn't turn around fast enough to catch the seed, was dribbling down her side and she burst out "I Wanted to TASTE IT!!"

I was lightweight shook cause I thought she was playing but then the tears came and I was like "Give me a few minutes to recharge"

I was rubbing her back, & giving her tissues to blow her nose just thinking this can't be real

When I recharged though....

I need to get me another freak real quick

 

[patscorpio]

Those of you who have been with nymphs understand that they can set off by the slightest touch.

Facts...the one nymph i had...back then i was in tiptop boxing shape but she wore me the fukk out after 3 weeks..like any break she had in between classes or cheerleader practice..she'd call me and tell me she was on her way...she memorized my schedule too so she knew when to call/text...i remember i was chillin with my boys and we were smoking..she calls me up...i tell my boys to be quiet and put her on speaker..where she proceeded to say she was coming over and talk some filthy ass shyt about what was going to go down....i was getting it at least 3 times a day and she was down for anything..first chick to make me nut from head..but it got the point where it was starting to hurt from nuttin..i wasnt getting enough recovery time..plus there were some other random emotional behavior she displayed like waking me up at night crying for no reason ..eventually she moved on...i dont think she was the freakiest...i had some cougars that were really down for that shyt but they werent nymphos like this chick lol

 

[Kenwins01]

I fukked with a genuinely crazy chick last week . I got to her apartment, garbage all over the couch, the sink, pabst bottles everywhere. Cute blond girl with a nice ass. We were about to leave to hit up some bar (so she didn't feel like a complete whore) but right before we left I spanked her ass, She damn near started moaning, and just stood there.

I was cautious because this girl kept telling me about being sexually assaulted. I wasn't taking my dikk out until requested



So I fukked her on her couch all night, sweating like a motherfukker she didn't even care. Didn't put a towel over it. Then this woman got her dildo out, which she kept in that trash heap on the couch and told me to put it in her ass while I fukked her. She had lube laying around too.


It was weird cause she had a little ass poodle on the other side of the couch that whole time

Then I fukked her again in the morning, came on her ass and jetted

I fukked with a genuinely crazy chick last week . I got to her apartment, garbage all over the couch, the sink, pabst bottles everywhere. Cute blond girl with a nice ass. We were about to leave to hit up some bar (so she didn't feel like a complete whore) but right before we left I spanked her ass, She damn near started moaning, and just stood there.

I was cautious because this girl kept telling me about being sexually assaulted. I wasn't taking my dikk out until requested



So I fukked her on her couch all night, sweating like a motherfukker she didn't even care. Didn't put a towel over it. Then this woman got her dildo out, which she kept in that trash heap on the couch and told me to put it in her ass while I fukked her. She had lube laying around too.


It was weird cause she had a little ass poodle on the other side of the couch that whole time

Then I fukked her again in the morning, came on her ass and jetted

“Then I fukked her again in the morning, came on her ass and jetted”


You went nekkid head in a dirty white bytch???????

 

[Bathing Ape]

Admit to getting fingered brehs

 

[Recca Gatsby]

How yall not get caught fukking in public??

 

[Cat piss martini]

wont say her name but she's gorgeous
and you wouldnt believe the levels
of depravity that dwells within this woman.

her patented move was to ride me,
tell me to flood her out, i'd cum,
she'd squat over my dikk, push the
cum out of her back onto my dikk,
jack me off with the cum and then drink
the next one.
that aint even the half of it.
some women are just monsters sexually.
Gawd bless them unicorns......every one.