What's The Funniest Hook On A Song You've Heard?

[bogey_j]

I don't know why but "Now I ain't sayin' she a golddigger...but she ain't messin' with no broke nikkas" always cracks me up

 

[tonyclifton]

I see the same hooooooo

 

[Master V]

 

[Master V]

The golddigger hook makes me laugh too

 

[LeflaurLeflahEshkoshka]

 

[the cac mamba]

 

[dora_da_destroyer]

This shyt was so appalling when I first heard it , it was before I knew cam'ron's style...then it became hilarious looking back during the whole dipset era

Ayo my nikkas can't take music
Everybody rap to us, so we hate music
Now we make the hate music
We 'bout to rape music, straight up degrate music
You ain't 18, shyt, don't even play music
Killin is another high
I hope your girl get AIDS, your brother crash and dash
Or your mother die, and your sister is a topless dancer
No answer, glaucoma, and your pops got cancer

 

[Russell Resthaven]

Teabagggg!!

Dippin like lipton

 

[Stir Fry]

and pretty much all of Biz Markie's catalog

 

[Magnum P.I.M.P.]

Kool Keith and Devin The Dude have some good ones.

 

[That 808]

By Far...
I used to play it with my ex in the car and give her the