Whats The Funniest Line of All Time?

[fReShBeAtS]

Redman

You remind me of school on a Sunday „no class“

 

[boskey]

"We can go one on one, gun on gun, bust nuts inside the same chick and go son on son"

“Stage dived..
Made a mistake, kicked F.O.I.” - Redman

FOI is fruit of Islam..the visual is crazy

Docs Da Name is a hilarious album

“WE GOT BIG DICCS, THIS IS NOT JAPAN”

Just googled to find out who said this...was it you? Funniest quotes from rappers

 

[Grizzly]

Sean Price OWNS this thread

Every time I hear this line I crack up cause the shyt is true af and rappers still don't learn

Listen, love is love, clap the gat at yall haters
The CEO of your label is a basketball player
That mean your shyt is never coming out
Sean Price, I'm forever dumbing out, pyrex

 

[Buckeye Fever]

Not necessarily a line, but this shyt had me crackin up on Dipset's Bout It:

Cam: "We bout it"

Master P: "Aight whoadie"

Cam: "yeah"

 

[Jason_Haft]

What you think, you gettin' girls now ‘cause of your looks?

~ Nas

 

[Billy Ocean]

Whole Suck it or Not is comedy:

"Do you know who you playin wit? Wayne.
Chillin like a scarecrow, looking for some brain"


Biggie on Ten Crack Commandments:

"Number 3: never trust no-bo-dy
Your moms'll set that ass up, properly gassed up
Hoodied and masked up...shyt, for that fast buck
She be laying in the bushes to light that ass up"

 

[Billy Ocean]

38 Spesh makes me laugh a lot. The Not the Father bar here had me
and the closing bars are funny too

38 Spesh whole delivery reminds me of a stand up comedian. Almost like that pedo battle rapper that took his life, Tech9.

"Ride in the car with bricks? That's one brave move
I never did it, that's why my bytch is one paid mule"

"nikka, I know your type, you're not thorough
You can't come around unless you got a referral"

 

[Jerz-2]

"A cop shot my momma so I had to get mean
they found his legs in his car
they found his head behind Walgreens"

"When I start blastin', they start duckin', see
you shoulda KNOWN not to f*ck with me
but you did, muthaf*cka, so this means war
catch a cop while he ain't lookin, and piss in his car when he come runnin', I'mma act like I'm scared
let his ass get close enough and drill some SCISSORS in his f*ckin head..."

"If I can't catch you, I ain't gon' sweat it, it's cool
but you BETTER walk yo muthaf*ckin kids to school!"

"South Park is the ponderosa
you think I won't hit yo ass? Sheeeeit, COME CLOSER..."



Ganksta N-I-P was that dude.

 

[boskey]

I shoot your rap book, rifle your hood rhymes
Running wild, funny style, Michael from Good Times

Sean P

 

[Chip Skylark]

“WE GOT BIG DICCS, THIS IS NOT JAPAN”

Who said this shyt lol i read this and died laughing

 

[Flav]

“Stage dived..
Made a mistake, kicked F.O.I.” - Redman

FOI is fruit of Islam..the visual is crazy

I’m listening to Redman right now. That fool said

“Transform into a 7-11 slurpie slush” - Redman

WTF

That dude was ZOOTED when he made Dare is a darkside album!

 

[Pop123]

"You hate a nikka? Go and kill em while he takin a shyt / so when the cops come and get him he'll be makin em sick / so they could feel how I feel, I had a probable cause" - Styles P

This shyt had me laughing for a week

 

[Ty-Fife]

"You hate a nikka? Go and kill em while he takin a shyt / so when the cops come and get him he'll be makin em sick / so they could feel how I feel, I had a probable cause" - Styles P

This shyt had me laughing for a week

Totally forgot bout that bar that nikka styles be dumbing

On kiss your ass goodbye my nikka said

D-Block D-Block howl like a wolf
Tell your mom I'll throw her child off the roof

 

[DoomzdayzV]

pretty much anything Willie D ever spit in his life....dude is the GOAT rap comedian

 

[FreshAIG]

“Can’t wait to bet a hundred an Ace
So I can tell the nikka I owe, hell no, get the fukk out my face” - Styles

legit might be my favorite line ever lmao