ThaRealness
Superstar
Walk around with the 44, blow a nikka through the wall like a glory hole
Whats The Funniest Line of All Time?
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my underrated goat klass murda da gawd said:
Ex-bytch said she pregnant by me, now she screamin' child support
Man, this bytch hate me, I feel like she 'bout to wild in court
I ain't payin' you shyt, just bein' honest
bytch I sell dope, what wages they 'bout to garnish?!?
this brother benny a fool talmbout some:
Hustlers runnin' in (In), J's runnin' out (Out)
And we never hit you if you came unannounced
That's your lil' bytch but I slang out the house
I starved her, now she survivin' off the change out the couch
lastly my nikka 38 spesh, mind you this is all the same record yall:
Get low, my hoes say I'm aging well
She drove the bricks in a gray Chevelle
I bought her a bag, it was fake Chanel
And she walk around like she bougie
I live life like I should write the movie
Broke ass nikka still lightin' loosies
Goin' half on dimebags like the Luniz, HUH!!!
ayo i never thought about how the luniz blassic is straight bum nikka status son 
here's the joint with all three for those interested, listen to this shyt every morning and die laughing on the train while folks stare at me crazy lmao
@TheDarceKnight @hustlemania @FreshAIG @tuckdog @Yoda @Buckeye Fever @hex @head shots101 @Zero @2Quik4UHoes @Billy Ocean
Ex-bytch said she pregnant by me, now she screamin' child support
Man, this bytch hate me, I feel like she 'bout to wild in court
I ain't payin' you shyt, just bein' honest
bytch I sell dope, what wages they 'bout to garnish?!?
this brother benny a fool talmbout some:
Hustlers runnin' in (In), J's runnin' out (Out)
And we never hit you if you came unannounced
That's your lil' bytch but I slang out the house
I starved her, now she survivin' off the change out the couch
lastly my nikka 38 spesh, mind you this is all the same record yall:
Get low, my hoes say I'm aging well
She drove the bricks in a gray Chevelle
I bought her a bag, it was fake Chanel
And she walk around like she bougie
I live life like I should write the movie
Broke ass nikka still lightin' loosies
Goin' half on dimebags like the Luniz, HUH!!!
ayo i never thought about how the luniz blassic is straight bum nikka status son here's the joint with all three for those interested, listen to this shyt every morning and die laughing on the train while folks stare at me crazy lmao
@TheDarceKnight @hustlemania @FreshAIG @tuckdog @Yoda @Buckeye Fever @hex @head shots101 @Zero @2Quik4UHoes @Billy Ocean
The line after that is even funnier.
"They wanna know why I'm so fly
A girl asked me a a ring and I put one around her whole eye."
rza zig zag zig off domestic violence. whole shyt is hilarious but that last line son? lmao listen man
You don't read to the seeds
All you do is watch tv and smoke weed
Get your nails done and feet, scrub the hairweave
Sleep all day, eat, gain weight, can't breathe
Talking about you're going to leave?
Then bytch leave! What the fukk you're waiting for?
Hit the door, I ain't taking this shyt no more!
Spending all my cream on Gucci, Phillies and Coach
Before you moved to my lab, bytch, I ain't never seen a roach
Stains on my carpet, bathroom's more like a fish market
Take all the space in my closet, where the fukk's your logic?
Disrespecting my old earth, aborted my child birth
And every day I catch my credit card inside your purse
You can't speak a sentence without a curse
Talking 'bout you're going to be a nurse
bytch, TO BE A NURSE YOU GOT TO GO TO SCHOOL FIRST!!!
stop it b
You don't read to the seeds
All you do is watch tv and smoke weed
Get your nails done and feet, scrub the hairweave
Sleep all day, eat, gain weight, can't breathe
Talking about you're going to leave?
Then bytch leave! What the fukk you're waiting for?
Hit the door, I ain't taking this shyt no more!
Spending all my cream on Gucci, Phillies and Coach
Before you moved to my lab, bytch, I ain't never seen a roach
Stains on my carpet, bathroom's more like a fish market
Take all the space in my closet, where the fukk's your logic?
Disrespecting my old earth, aborted my child birth
And every day I catch my credit card inside your purse
You can't speak a sentence without a curse
Talking 'bout you're going to be a nurse
bytch, TO BE A NURSE YOU GOT TO GO TO SCHOOL FIRST!!!
stop it b
GetRichOrDieTryin
Superstar
She said tune not in my mouth
damn u shoulda said it sooner :weezylaff:
damn u shoulda said it sooner :weezylaff:
JoseLuisGotcha
Aka Allhiphopsux
Come thru in the jags and bikes
You in your uncle’s Benz like bags of rice
You in your uncle’s Benz like bags of rice
Jason_Haft
Haftway House
Smack a nikka on sight, B
Adidas track suit with Nikes
~ Sean Price
Adidas track suit with Nikes
~ Sean Price
Dillah810
Flat Girther
"wah wah wah wah wah, I'm Da Baby."
Damn! I almost forgot DMX opening lines on “murdergram” were just as foul
“Yo I'maaaa cruddy nikka, going rawdog in dirty bytches,
And if I get burnt, I'm giving that shyt to like thirty bytches...”
The whole thread could be full of random X bars that make your lady passenger give you the awkward
,
,
or,
face during road trips lmao
“Yo I'maaaa cruddy nikka, going rawdog in dirty bytches,
And if I get burnt, I'm giving that shyt to like thirty bytches...”
The whole thread could be full of random X bars that make your lady passenger give you the awkward
,,or, face during road trips lmao
blockburna420
Consecutive thumbs up
Talkin' smart to a pimp you done broke the first rule
I'mma come on your job I'mma act a damn fool
When ya boss walk in I'mma play it off cool
If he step in our biz I'mma slap his ass too
All that loud talkin ho need to gon' settle down
'Fore you friend have to pick ya ass up off the ground
I'mma come on your job I'mma act a damn fool
When ya boss walk in I'mma play it off cool
If he step in our biz I'mma slap his ass too
All that loud talkin ho need to gon' settle down
'Fore you friend have to pick ya ass up off the ground
Big L mann
I make a lot of doe
I'm quick to spot a foe
Even if my grandma violate she gotta go
And this
Every minute, my style switches up, they said a real man
won't hit a girl well I ain't real cause I beat bytches up
I make a lot of doe
I'm quick to spot a foe
Even if my grandma violate she gotta go
And this
Every minute, my style switches up, they said a real man
won't hit a girl well I ain't real cause I beat bytches up
Greenhornet
A God Among Kings
shoot up your funeral
harlem shake at the wake
harlem shake at the wake