Whats the funniest thing you've ever seen a crackhead do?

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The funniest thing... When I was 16, at a gas station in North Minneapolis, a dirty crack head with missing teeth asked me if there was any "work I needed done".... I said no, and pulled off... Actually that wasn't funny at all... smh
 

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Somebody paid my dumbass uncle like 5 bucks to run across in his damn underwear
 

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Back in the 80's my pops used to get crackheads to take the garbage outta the buildings he was renovating and flipping.
He would offer water and soda to the crackheads to keep em hydrated and going.
So one crackhead white guy with forearms like popeye would ask for a cup of soda and disappear for like 5 minutes.
Then come back and ask for another cup. So after giving this crackhead guy like 18 cups of soda...my dad decided to follow him and find out what the hell was going on.
Turns out the crackhead guy was taking the cup of soda up the block to the corner and selling them for a quarter.
:stopitslime:

Pops beat his ass and chased him off...
 

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Back in the 80's my pops used to get crackheads to take the garbage outta the buildings he was renovating and flipping.
He would offer water and soda to the crackheads to keep em hydrated and going.
So one crackhead white guy with forearms like popeye would ask for a cup of soda and disappear for like 5 minutes.
Then come back and ask for another cup. So after giving this crackhead guy like 18 cups of soda...my dad decided to follow him and find out what the hell was going on.
Turns out the crackhead guy was taking the cup of soda up the block to the corner and selling them for a quarter.
:stopitslime:

Pops beat his ass and chased him off...

Your father was a dirtbag and a hero at the same time :pachaha:
 

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Back in the 80's my pops used to get crackheads to take the garbage outta the buildings he was renovating and flipping.
He would offer water and soda to the crackheads to keep em hydrated and going.
So one crackhead white guy with forearms like popeye would ask for a cup of soda and disappear for like 5 minutes.
Then come back and ask for another cup. So after giving this crackhead guy like 18 cups of soda...my dad decided to follow him and find out what the hell was going on.
Turns out the crackhead guy was taking the cup of soda up the block to the corner and selling them for a quarter.
:stopitslime:

Pops beat his ass and chased him off...
Why would somebody buy what I’m assuming is a uncovered cup of soda from a J, I could almost understand a closed random can but a cup :picard:
 
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