Whats the funniest thing you've ever seen a crackhead do?
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Did he have the suit?try to set up a valet parking service in a free lotrespected his grind though he always had a harebrain scheme instead of straight up begging
It brings to mind this
Did he have the suit?
It brings to mind this
nah he was too lazy or high to even steal a jacket. was in his regular bum uniform tryna finesse people. part of what made it so ridiculous
I had a incident recently where one fiend actually followed me & my old head. Talking shyt SUPER fukked up. Toothless talking about how he was going to beat my moms ass and give me that fade. Cause we always talking about him underneath our breath. I never seen this bytch in my life. I walk to my house cause i stay like 10 minutes from the store, told moms go inside but leave the gate that open to our yard open.
If he bold to follow and walk in my yard, he bold enough to get bombed on. This toothless fukk get to the next corner and start dancing lik MJ in thriller.
If he bold to follow and walk in my yard, he bold enough to get bombed on. This toothless fukk get to the next corner and start dancing lik MJ in thriller.
try to set up a valet parking service in a free lot
HalfwayHandsome
A WALKING LICK #502C0MEUP
We glued his hands shut with super glue for ten mins. He opened them shyts quick as hell for that $5 
They always do and for god sake dont try to argue with them while high. You'll lose everytime .
Done got threaten, call all type of "red mofos" lol. I always look at threats like if you going to do me something , you going to do it. You not going to say some shyt and give me a 1-up. I just feel like that in general. I done had knocks get mad at me cause i literally wouldn't give them a ride two blocks down. One, i dont know you. Two, i dont know what in the hell you got on you. I get pulled over and searched and they find some shyt in the whip, who going to jail? Couple done talk hella reckless. I keep in mind that they fukked up. Me stomping a knock out isn't cool.
One dude down here would get tore up and start thinking he was on the drill team though. He get them chemicals in him and start moving around like a mighty FOI (no dis to my NOI brethren). Brah would be in the middle of the neutral ground down here just jigging neck on swivel.
It kills me that people succumb to that
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but why?We glued his hands shut with super glue for ten mins. He opened them shyts quick as hell for that $5
HalfwayHandsome
A WALKING LICK #502C0MEUP
WE WAS YOUNG. HE WAS BUMMING FOR MONEY SO MY HOMIE SAID IF YOU CAN OPEN YOUR HANDS AFTER WE GLUE THEM SHUT ILL GIVE YOU 5 BUCKS HE AGREED
BruhManFromTheFifthFlo
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Saw a crackhead walking a crab 
Address_Unknown
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Crackhead once ran up on me and my friends sorta demanding that we give him $5 dollars. I told him to do a backflip if he wanted that shyt and put the money in his face.
Breh just stood there and started shuddering, so we pick up to leave.......and then he did it.
shyt was clean as fukk too and he wasn't wearing no shoes and did it on concrete. Needles to say we payed that man handsomely and sent him on his way.
Breh just stood there and started shuddering, so we pick up to leave.......and then he did it.
shyt was clean as fukk too and he wasn't wearing no shoes and did it on concrete. Needles to say we payed that man handsomely and sent him on his way.
Doobie Doo
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I seen them trying to sell broken amps, for some reason this made me laugh 
We glued his hands shut with super glue for ten mins. He opened them shyts quick as hell for that $5
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