It's funny how differently they hear things, and get upset if you try to correct them!My sister use to call neck bones naked bones
What's the funniest thing you've heard a child say?
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Thanks for your contribution, and may you continue to enjoy the rest of your evening!i showed my little nephew this thread and he said that and i qoute 'the op is a stupid fool.'
i was like
and its funny because its true.
take this shyt to lsa. fakkit ass thread.
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I remember I was in the mall at Macy's and there was this big lady and there was another woman with her children. One of the children said "that lady is fat," and the big lady heard it, well everybody heard it and the big lady was at the counter like:
I was like damn these kids are cold blooded
lol and the woman went over to the big lady and said I'm sorry my child did not mean that, and she told her child to say sorry. It was hella awkard in the store
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I was like damn these kids are cold blooded
lol and the woman went over to the big lady and said I'm sorry my child did not mean that, and she told her child to say sorry. It was hella awkard in the store.
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My brother would do this thing with my 3yr old baby cousin where he would bring up pictures NBA/NFL players and she would say who they looked like, me or my brother.
One day he brought up a picture of Jim Irsay, the Colts owner, and asked her who he looked like trying to confuse her.
And she said he looked like the President
Keep in mind Obama was president at the time, at age 3 the indoctrination had already began.
One day he brought up a picture of Jim Irsay, the Colts owner, and asked her who he looked like trying to confuse her.
And she said he looked like the President
Keep in mind Obama was president at the time, at age 3 the indoctrination had already began.
*Toddler points at whale*
Mommy, she's so big.
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Mommy, she's so big.
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That visual..
Mac
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My son had serious arguments with my husband over me. He truly could not fathom that I was his wife (pronounced life by a 3 y.o.) My baby was ready to get physical anytime daddy touched me....One argument he just kept screaming "She is not your liffffeeeee!"
He has also said many other things but that sticks out the most. I often just sit and talk to him, the commentary is hilarious.
He has also said many other things but that sticks out the most. I often just sit and talk to him, the commentary is hilarious.
I get embarrassed when I'm around these situations, even if it's not my kid. Probably thought you heard some crickets chirping because no one knew how to react.I remember I was in the mall at Macy's and there was this big lady and there was another woman with her children. One of the children said "that lady is fat," and the big lady heard it, well everybody heard it and the big lady was at the counter like:
I was like damn these kids are cold blooded
Aw man... That's funny but kinda sad too.My brother would do this thing with my 3yr old baby cousin where he would bring up pictures NBA/NFL players and she would say who they looked like, me or my brother.
One day he brought up a picture of Jim Irsay, the Colts owner, and asked her who he looked like trying to confuse her.
And she said he looked like the President
Keep in mind Obama was president at the time, at age 3 the indoctrination had already began.
I really don't know what to say in situations like these. I just hope no one else hears it, I guess. I had one of the little boys I nanny with me one day last Summer, and he was out running errands with me. We had just paid the insurance and he asked me "why did that lady draw all over her arm? Can't she wash it off?" because she had a sleeve. Thankfully he asked me when it was just me and him in the car, or else I would've been pretty embarrassed.*Toddler points at whale*
Mommy, she's so big.
*****
Haha! His mom is one of my closest friends since we went to high school together. I really am petite, and she used to (still does) always talk about how young I look and how no one will believe I'm grown (she swears I'm going to be perpetually 17 because my face doesn't seem to age) unless they've known me for a while. I don't think I look that young, but maybe I do.That visual..
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the time my then 4 yr old son talked me out of a ticket. it was a sunday we were in the carline goin to rochester. me my then3 boys n the dog, i was in my cutlass in between a buncha other cars they could have stopped but nope, i did have mirror tint n thats what did it.my then husband had a warrant on the car n they was looking for him, but my son asked the officer str8 up, are u gonna take my moma to jail cuz she aint got no license the officer laughed n was like no...n he didnt..