Whats The GOAT HousePet; Lets Settle This Ish *Poll
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Knuckles Red
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When I was a kid I had a hamster. He got out of his cage, and ended up in our walls. We could hear him crawling around in our walls. He died in our walls.
Roberto Firmino
#GoonLife
Cats 
aint even close.
aint even close.
You probably got dog shyt all over your yard, women gonna walk up slip and fall right on their face. Hows that for a ice breaker. The constant fukking barking. I swear if you dont shut your dog up, ima poison some bologna and throw that shyt over the fence. And you got rodents running all over your house, meanwhile my crizzle quieter than the night before ChristmasMy dog knows better
hows it feel cleaning up an ungrateful animals shyt everyday :umad
Can't even go a couple days without scooping up that shyt
Bad day? Scoop that shyt
Sick day? Scoop that shyt
Girl broke up with you? Scoop that shyt
And dogs are icebreakers, cats are cockblockers.
Look at that little evil motherfukker. Probably doesn't pay his owner any mind, but somehow worried about why he gotta female over
me and my boy Mean Mug kicking it in peace and quiet like
Love my dog.
I've grown to like kittens after despising them most of my life (cat scratched my face close to my eye)
I've grown to like kittens after despising them most of my life (cat scratched my face close to my eye)
#CatSet 
no doubt
i been around cats my whole life
they the GOAT pets...i hope i can get this lil kitten to adjust
BREAUGH I USED TO HATE CATS...
HALLOWEEN 2003...
IM ON THE HOMIE BLOCK CHILLING,
AND I SEE A GOLD KITTEN IN HIS FRONT LAWN.
I SNUCK UP AND TRIED TO PUNT
THAT LIL fukkER.
HE GOT AWAY THOUGH...
MY MANS WAS LIKE
"WHY YOU DO THAT?"
"WHY GOT A LOT OF MICE IN THE CRIB,
SO WE COULDA TOOK HIM IN"
LATER THAT NIGHT I SAW HIM AGAIN
AND CAUGHT HIM.
WE BOUGHT HIM SOME FOOD
AND TOOK HIM IN.
I NAMED HIM "HOGAN CAT"
MY MANS MOMS WAS TRIPPING THOUGH
AND WOULDNT LET THEM KEEP HIM
SO I BROUGHT HIM HOME WITH ME.
I NUTURED HIM, WATCHED HIM GROW...
HE WAS THE COOLEST CAT EVER...
A BEAST...
USED TO BULLY MY DOGS...
USED TO DISAPPEAR IN THE WOODS
FOR DAYS THEN COME BACK HOME.
ONE TIME HE CAME BACK SHREDDED UP...
THOSE DAMN RAc00nS CAUGHT HIM
AND fukkED HIM UP BAD.
(Another reason to hate c00ns)
MAD WOUNDS ALL OVER, ESPECIALLY HIS CHEST
BUT HE ESCAPED.
I GAVE HIM A BATH,
PUT PEROXIDE ON HIM
AND PATCHED HIM UP.
I TOLD MY POPS TO STOP LETTING HIM GO OUTSIDE AFTER THAT.
TIME GOES ON AND 1 DAY I COME HOME...
MY POPS LIKE
"HOGAN RAN OUT THE HOUSE ONE DAY WHEN I WAS WALKING IN"
ME:"WHAT HAPPENED"
POPS: "HE GOT RAN OVER BY A CAR"
SOME HOW MY nikka SURVIVED THOUGH,
BROKEN HIND LEGS AND ALL.
HE COULDNT WALK FOR A WHILE
AND WHEN HE FINALLY HEALED UP
HE HAD A BAD LIMP.
HE WAS WITH ME FOR YEARS
UNTIL HE STARVED TO DEATH ONE DAY
WHEN I WAS I TOUGH TIMES
AND COULDNT AFFORD FOOD FOR US.
I WENT IN TO GIVE HIM SOME CHICKEN
MY SMALL CAT "LIL DUDE" WAS NUDGING HIM
BUT IT WAS OVER.
BURRIED HIM IN MY BACK YARD
AND POURED SOME 32 OZ HIGHLIFE
WITH MY MANS.
I love cats! Your kitty is adorable. I miss mine
btw, I had no idea how country you sound lol
Cats are the goat pet brehs
They just are so cool
1) Easy to please: Cats are happy living indoors, whether watching out the window or napping in your lap.
2) Good roommates: Cats make great urban dwellers and are popular among people that live in the city, apartments or smaller homes because they don’t require much space or a backyard. Plus, they’re the perfect welcome home after a long day.
3) Entertaining: Cats love to play—with you or by themselves—and are guaranteed to make you laugh!
4) Neat & clean: Cats spend one-third of their waking hours grooming themselves.
5) Tidy as can be: Cats do not need to be litter-box trained. It is a natural habit continued from their ancestors.
6) Pest hunters: Cats have incredibly sensitive hearing, even while sleeping, which helps them rid your home of mice and other pests.
7) Smart: Cats can be clicker trained to sit, come, roll over and do “high fives.”
8) Sociable: Cats can live happily with kids, other cats and even dogs.
9) Great company: Cats will keep you company, comfort you when you’re blue and keep you warm on cold nights.
10) Good for you: Cats can make you healthier and happier by lowering your blood pressure, reducing the risks of heart attacks and strokes, and improving your mood.
I want one
I have had a few over the years. the one we have now, we adopted cuz there were mice getting into my basement. so we set him up down there with his food and litter, and he went to work catching mice. this was a couple years ago. I haven't seen a mouse in quite a while, cuz he's doing his job.
I caught him in action a couple years ago:
That's why our noble ancestors of the motherland owned and respected cats. They are Gods, like us.
Only cacs are the ones who worship dogsLove em so much they kiss on em and shyt, and even value their lives more than nikkas, yet you have c00n ass nikkas in here talking bout I LOVE DOGS! Yes, you love an obedient, simple minded beast that needs a leader to exist, are pathetic attention whores and can't survive in the wild once domesticated. Cats, however, will hit the ground running in the wild and adapt no prob. Plus, a lot of dog owners are stupid as fukk and entitled anyways, like those dumb fukks who let their dog roll all up on you talking bout IT DONT BITE! Nah breh, fukk your fakkit ass dog, and fukk you, and get it away before I kick its ribcage into pieces then steal off on you if you don't like the shyt
Cats really be cute asf
They are playful yet aren't as needy or as loud as dogs. Plus me and dogs got history.
Whenever I brought a white girl home with me my cat hits me with thethough. A lil disrespectful but he the truest friend I know. Will post pics
Cats are a waste of money. What's the difference between owning a cat and buying food to feed a random stray cat? All they do is sleep and eat and shyt. Only difference is one goes on ur furniture to lick it's ass and the other one sleeps outside
My dog on the other hand:
1) runs with me 5x a week
2) guard dog so ppl know not to come in the crib
3) looks bad ass
4) goat wingman when I took it to the park as a puppy
5) It has other dog friends and it's funny to watch them play
6) has a personality/funnier than any lazy ass cat
My dog on the other hand:
1) runs with me 5x a week
2) guard dog so ppl know not to come in the crib
3) looks bad ass
4) goat wingman when I took it to the park as a puppy
5) It has other dog friends and it's funny to watch them play
6) has a personality/funnier than any lazy ass cat
The Egyptians knew what time it was
Ancient Egyptians worshipped many animals for thousands of years. Animals were revered for different reasons. Dogs were valued for their ability to protect and hunt, but cats were thought to be the most special. Egyptians believed cats were magical creatures, capable of bringing good luck to the people who housed them.
To honor these treasured pets, wealthy families dressed them in jewels and fed them treats fit for royalty. When the cats died, they were mummified. As a sign of mourning, the cat owners shaved off their eyebrows, and continued to mourn until their eyebrows grew back. Art from ancient Egypt shows statues and paintings of every type of feline. Cats were so special that those who killed them, even by accident, were sentenced to death.
National Geographic Kids
Ancient Egyptians worshipped many animals for thousands of years. Animals were revered for different reasons. Dogs were valued for their ability to protect and hunt, but cats were thought to be the most special. Egyptians believed cats were magical creatures, capable of bringing good luck to the people who housed them.
To honor these treasured pets, wealthy families dressed them in jewels and fed them treats fit for royalty. When the cats died, they were mummified. As a sign of mourning, the cat owners shaved off their eyebrows, and continued to mourn until their eyebrows grew back. Art from ancient Egypt shows statues and paintings of every type of feline. Cats were so special that those who killed them, even by accident, were sentenced to death.
National Geographic Kids
Cats don't need me and they'll let me know quick. I hate needy animalsCats are a waste of money. What's the difference between owning a cat and buying food to feed a random stray cat? All they do is sleep and eat and shyt. Only difference is one goes on ur furniture to lick it's ass and the other one sleeps outside
My dog on the other hand:
1) runs with me 5x a week
2) guard dog so ppl know not to come in the crib
3) looks bad ass
4) goat wingman when I took it to the park as a puppy
5) It has other dog friends and it's funny to watch them play
6) has a personality/funnier than any lazy ass cat