What's the GRIMIEST lie/thing you ever done to ya GF/bf

[onelastdeath]

Back when I was a lil yoot, i was 18, messing with a 25 year old... she moved to NJ from NC, bagged her on the first day she hit NJ. We were together for about 2 years. She was studying to be a dental assistant, and I dropped her off at her school in her whip. I didnt want to take her, but was like fukk it, the record spot was up the street, and I was going to pick up some vinyl. I come out the shop, and I look down the street, and she was getting in the car with this cat, who was like the biggest dealer in the area. So, I went to my crib, removed her pullout radio, and speakers, and broke her back window, like somebody broke into her shyt. 2 weeks later, I went up in her spot, and took mad jewelry, money, and tv and stereo and ransacked it like somebody broke into her shyt so I cracked the bedroom window. I pawned all that shyt, and me and the crew had the biggest smoke out that summer.

 

[no.]

It was nothing I did DIRECTLY, mind you. But I once told a guy I wasn't the one for him and to find someone else that same week if he didn't want to be alone (he had like a phobia of being single). So he just got together with the first girl available and jumped into a relationship with her and she cheated on him and got pregnant by another dude. It's like... if only I'd bothered to talk him past his issues, he wouldn't have felt obligated to get a rebound with some skank.

 

[onelastdeath]

It was nothing I did DIRECTLY, mind you. But I once told a guy I wasn't the one for him and to find someone else that same week if he didn't want to be alone (he had like a phobia of being single). So he just got together with the first girl available and jumped into a relationship with her and she cheated on him and got pregnant by another dude.

It's like... If only I'd bothered to talk him past his issues, he wouldn't have felt obligated to get a rebound.

You should be ashamed. This is EASILY the worst thing posted so far. Wow.

 

[no.]

You should be ashamed. This is EASILY the worst thing posted so far. Wow.

We dated seriously just a couple of months. He was smothering me, he got all creepy. He didn't even specially like me, he just wanted not to be single. So I told him to find someone else. He picked HER of his own volition. I didn't point him to her. How was I supposed to know he'd go and do that?

 

[Quarterback]

We dated seriously just a couple of months. He was smothering me, he got all creepy. He didn't even specially like me, he just wanted not to be single. So I told him to find someone else. He picked HER of his own volition. I didn't point him to her. How was I supposed to know he'd go and do that?

ModernF was being sarcastic

 

[Flash Thunderton]

In 6th grade I had a "girlfriend" for about 4 months, then I got into this computer class and saw the finest 6th grader in school .

I started texting her immediately after that day on some "wanna go out with me"?

But one of my boys snitched to my girl about it .

Ya boy was about to have 2 girls at the same damn time in 6th grade.


Been a playa since a youngin tho

 

[Kisame]

Back when I was a lil yoot, i was 18, messing with a 25 year old... she moved to NJ from NC, bagged her on the first day she hit NJ. We were together for about 2 years. She was studying to be a dental assistant, and I dropped her off at her school in her whip. I didnt want to take her, but was like fukk it, the record spot was up the street, and I was going to pick up some vinyl. I come out the shop, and I look down the street, and she was getting in the car with this cat, who was like the biggest dealer in the area. So, I went to my crib, removed her pullout radio, and speakers, and broke her back window, like somebody broke into her shyt. 2 weeks later, I went up in her spot, and took mad jewelry, money, and tv and stereo and ransacked it like somebody broke into her shyt so I cracked the bedroom window. I pawned all that shyt, and me and the crew had the biggest smoke out that summer.