What's the last text message you received

[Relldaproblem]

"Yeaa so hows work going. Wanna do my resea
rch paper on serial homicide"

Rell Shyt

 

[IPunchFaces]

"I have meatloaf if you're hungry"

 

[SuburbanPimp]

Where are you????? - My wife last night..

Got extra faded for Cinco De Mayo and I don't even have any mexicans friends

Hennessy x Grand Mariner is my new shyt

I made it home though




Had to drive home with one eye closed cause I kept seeing two lanes merging together on freeway

 

[Bathing Ape]

what are you doing?

 

[Brofato]

"You won't survive :P"

 

[Illuminatos]

After telling my friend about the Boston writer voting for Melo for MVP.

"The only idiot"

 

[SouthernBelle]

Hello

 

[-InFeRnO-]

"Congrats fam"

 

[Atsym Sknyfs]

a sonogram from my wife cause she had a doc's visit today

Why you not with her ..
I was with my wife for every doctor visit for each of our 3 kids

 

[malbaker86]

Why you not with her ..
I was with my wife for every doctor visit for each of our 3 kids

work bruh. i gotta balance the appointments I go to and the ones I miss.

 

[Steve Piffler]

"Happy Birfday big bro. me and wifey will meet ya'll at Landry's at 6:30...."

from my brother. it was my birthday yesterday and i had a dinner....

 

[diggy]

thats some skruggle chicken

 

[Bruh Man 5th Flo]

"It was trash day today and you forgot to bring the garbage can up front"

 

[luckyse7enz]

"Do you eat ice cream?"

This chick from my job who left her number in my side mirror. She works the day shift & I work the night shift.

I'm wondering if she realizes that this has nothing but jump-off situation written all over it.

 

[Just like bruddas]

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