What’s The Last Thing You Stole From Your Job?
- Thread starter Silkk
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Everytime I'm in the office the fridge is getting hit and I'm coming home with 3-4 La Croix's and 2 Hibo energy drinks in my backpack. And I'm looking anybody with an issue right in the face with zero shame as I'm loading my bag too 
You could start us off, breh.
Fillerguy
Veteran
Time. Virtually everyday.
Big warehouse worker energy coming off this oneEverytime I'm in the office the fridge is getting hit and I'm coming home with 3-4 La Croix's and 2 Hibo energy drinks in my backpack. And I'm looking anybody with an issue right in the face as I'm loading my bag too
Which warehouse you worked in stocked their fridges with sparkling waters and all natural sugar free energy drinks
Gonna get yo ass beat with that scrub shytEverytime I'm in the office the fridge is getting hit and I'm coming home with 3-4 La Croix's and 2 Hibo energy drinks in my backpack. And I'm looking anybody with an issue right in the face with zero shame as I'm loading my bag too
DetroitEWarren
Veteran
So you was only taking stuff like Coffee/Sugar/Paper towels before they started investigating?These days at the office lot there's a boom gate and security guards that search your car..fukking ridiculous as everyone knows it's the security stealing
Real @3rdWorld type of stuff my guy
theworldismine13
God Emperor of SOHH
I worked at meta last year and they have these really nice cafeterias with really nice utensils, not those flimsy 99cent store utensils but solid, thick, pause, heavy metal utensils
Needless to say all my utensils at home are from meta
Needless to say all my utensils at home are from meta
Took home a couple SSDs to work on….
Elim Garak
Veteran
I don't steal officer.
dora_da_destroyer
Master Baker
Snacks/drinks 
Ain’t nothing to really steal from an office these days
Ain’t nothing to really steal from an office these days
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