What’s the last thing you stole?

[BuckFilly]

Some orbit gum at Safeway the other day. Lord forgiven me. A nikka was behind the mask afterwards

 

[Estarossa]

I eat the fruit in the back of the store at my part time job... I’m at work now so...

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

You so broke that you can't even afford gum?

 

[TELL ME YA CHEESIN FAM?]

 

[BuckFilly]

You so broke that you can't even afford gum?

Yes

 

[blockburna420]

I don't remember but it was candy , blunts or rubbers ... That's all i ever stole, you know how you go to the gas station at nite and sometimes the attendant be in the back you wait a sec but they never come.

 

[shopthatwrecks]

p*ssy from my nephews girlfriend mom ...last night..gibblet gravy n chill

Spoiler

 

[Devilinurear]

Her heart

 

[froggle]

Some cheese puffs and when my pops found out, he told me he didnt want to do it, gave me a long ass lecture and i was like, but after he sent down the wrath of God on me That day even my moms was like

I became a person of high morals after that day

 

[kenjaminfranklin]

Some nikkas bytch

 

[Amerikan Melanin]

Some screws from home depot. I only needed 4

 

[se1f_made]

It’s been so long that I can’t remember

 

[Mensch Fontana]

Some bytch heart

 

[WaveWhisperer]

A tool


Then i lost said tool before i even got a chance to use it

 

[WesCrook]

I slept in a hotel room that I didn't pay for.

We had a family reunion and the extended family stayed at the hotel. I was hanging out at the hotel, plus it was getting late. While walking through the hall I noticed one of the room doors was left partially open...and it was a vacant room.

I went in there, turned on HBO and crashed. Saved me a trip to my grandma's crowded house.