What’s the last thing you stole?

[LadyJ2]

$46 out of my husband’s wallet.

But I let him know around 10am because I know how he trips if he thinks he lost cash.

Our kid needed $40 for school pictures and I needed the $6 for….being the wife.

 

[jdubnyce]

A hot dog from Costco
I ordered 2
They gave me 3 by accident
I walked out expeditiously

 

[Whatupdoe?]

Nvm officer, I recant my statement.

 

[klutch2381]

A gallon of milk from Walmart.

 

[Canada Goose]

A piece of bread from an Mallard Duck

 

[he_is_I]

The last thing I purposely planned to steal was a pair of earrings at Macy's when I was in hs. They handcuffed me to a table in the back and called my mom. She gave me her best Roy Jones Jr combo as I was cuffed and defenseless. After that the only things stole were a couple small items I forgot in Walmart cart.

 

[Timbs]

Like 3 dr. Peppers

 

[⠀X ⠀]

Dafuq kinda question is this?

 

[GreenGhxst]

twix from the gas station

at 7 years old

 

[BelowTheMasonDixon]

Fixing to show hella age. Didn't steal per say, I was like 5 and was eating some bonkers candy and walked out of Delchamps with it. Mom catches me eating it. Gives me a whooping and sends me back into the store to pay for it. Bonkers were the shyt.

 

[Caca-faat]

Absentmindedly walked out the supermarket with my lunch yesterday. I went back and paid for it because I go there all the time.

 

[who_better_than_me]

A free ride on the subway. Happened a couple of minutes ago

 

[the elastic]

Hyphy Juice

 

[BobbyWojak]

In high school we used to steal liquor from walmart and winco since it wasn't locked up, headphones from target


that's all I got

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Ben and Jerry’s S’mores ice cream
A pint is damn near $6 now
Wife and daughter just
As we diddy bopped out of Target
Even though they paid for theirs
They still ate mine
Can’t have shyt in this house