What's the longest you've ever gone without bathing/washing/showering?

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3 days back when i was 9...during that time i had a bout with the worst case of diarrhea in my life..my drawls were through :huhldup:..i felt nasty as fukk
:dahell: Didn't shower for 3 days plus you had liquid shyt crumbs festering in ya arse?

Nasty child you were:scusthov:
 

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Hell I remember camping in sugarland for a week. My granny made sure we bathed. We had to drive a long way and it was 3 of us in the tub at a time. :l
 
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When I was a kid I sometimes skipped showers and brushing my teeth. I did get a cavity and people said I smelled like urine and feces.
 
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3 days when I was in elementary school. Went to a science camp trip with classmates from neighboring schools. Couldn't bring myself to shower with clowns that were purposely peeing in the shower and I didn't have presence of mind at the time to bring flip flops. Had to keep it trill wit the wet paper towel method...this was way before it was normal to use wet wipes and etc like it is now, but i'll spare you the details.

Its funny because I was getting clowned for it but then when I was like ok yeah but dude peed in the shower and the drain is kinda backed up so you know what that means. My bunk mates were like :huhldup: because of the pee but still :huhldup: at me for not showering at all. Trying to "out-stupid" one another makes me miss my early youth.:wow:
 

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Bout 7 days. I had the flu and my black ass was not moving. All I remember I had a mean layer of dikk cheese on my meat tip :ahh:
 

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2 and a half weeks this past winter.
i didn't have to work and didn't have to leave the house.

i said fukk it and went full retard with the drinking, gaming and overall nastiness.

:win:
 
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I did not shower for a whole month, after I stopped dealing with this chick I was trying to get. I was in super saiyan simp mode 3 when I was dealing with this girl. She did not want to give me a chance, so when we stop talking, I laid around the house smelling like :trash:. My pops said, boy, if you don't get your nasty ass in the shower, I'll take you down to the river and toss you in there with the fishes :ufdup:.
 
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