What's the longest you've ever gone without bathing/washing/showering?

[HideoKojima]

A good 7 days during the summer of 7th grade
I was playing online video games and eating McDonalds Kids meals, sue me.

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

I did not shower for a whole month, after I stopped dealing with this chick I was trying to get. I was in super saiyan simp mode 3 when I was dealing with this girl. She did not want to give me a chance, so when we stop talking, I laid around the house smelling like . My pops said, boy, if you don't get your nasty ass in the shower, I'll take you down to the river and toss you in there with the fishes .

you should have told him to sniff your nuts.

 

[Konnan]

The feel of the warm water from the shower on my shoulders and back after a long day is enough to make me wanna shower everyday

Arriba la raza

 

[Konnan]

I wanna say 4+ days when i was in the army. I loved being out in the field and one time we were out in the Mohave desert and just got caught up and I couldnt get back to the rear to wash my ass for 5 days.

Used baby wipes to clean myself so i wouldn't stink, tho. Wish some of my fellow soldiers would to the same but... .

That desert stench


Thanks for your duties in the army tho

Arriba la raza

 

[Harry Sax]

this bytch ugly

 

[swimmingpools]

3 days back when i was 9...during that time i had a bout with the worst case of diarrhea in my life..my drawls were through ..i felt nasty as fukk

So why didnt you just bathe?

 

[ORDER_66]

Hmmm Like a good day, on my day off... But if I'm not feeling too good and im not going out like 5 days. I remember when i was out with a inflamed back muscle longest two month of my life...

 

[Michael9100]

4 months... spent an entire summer playing battlefield 3 in the back room..... most fun I've ever had tbh

 

[sanityovar8ted]

this bytch ugly

thanks for visiting my twitter patna

 

[The Guru]

bout six weeks

 

[sanityovar8ted]

bout six weeks

may I ask why not?

 

[The Guru]

may I ask why not?

Depressed for a little bit back in the day. Didn't care about anything for a couple months.

 

[DrunkenNovice]

2004, Hurricane Charley, 3/4 days with two of em sleeping in my car.

 

[sanityovar8ted]

Depressed for a little bit back in the day. Didn't care about anything for a couple months.

dayum im sorry u went thru that. I have days where im depressed and wont get out of bed but its never been so bad that I wouldnt wash my ass. How did u overcome it?

 

[patscorpio]

So why didnt you just bathe?

it wasn't on purpose..it was a couple things that happened on a family vacation out of my control