"what's the minimum amount a man has to make for you to date him?"

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Them fat bytches would be happy with

The fukk they foolin

Those “we got fries at home” fries

 

[duckbutta]

This. My homie is over 30, lives with his parents and still brings women to his room to smash. Not birds. Career women. He be telling them it’s his house and he takes care of his parents.

Breh when I was younger, one of my homeboys worked some random ass job in the mall or some shyt, making minimum wage... he'd save up some money for like a month...then he would go to the bank and maybe convert some 20's and 10 to like a 100 and two 50's....he would then take the wad of ones he had and put the 100 and 50 on the outside...we would go to the mall...he'd see some chicks he wanted to holla at...he walked toward them with the wad in his hand and the 100 on the outside...nikka this shyt worked EVERY fukkING TIME.... you'd see them chicks faces go when he walked by. Then he would circle back and walk toward us...they hit him with the "hey...whats your name".

After that it didn't matter how many broke boy tendencies he showed them. Sometimes we eat somewhere and he wouldn't even pay for they food...we might hit a movie and he pay for his ticket only all 1's. He take one back...WE would have to take them back to his house or her place cause that nikka aint even have a car...he'd be dressed in a fubu jersey and a tall T... them chicks would always believe he was rich. "Girl this nikka was rolling around with a wad of 100's the size of a fist".

The number one thing they would say is "Girl I think that nikka play ball or something?" What? He 5 "10"

 

[DJ Paul's Arm]

Breh when I was younger, one of my homeboys worked some random ass job in the mall or some shyt, making minimum wage... he'd save up some money for like a month...then he would go to the bank and maybe convert some 20's and 10 to like a 100 and two 50's....he would then take the wad of ones he had and put the 100 and 50 on the outside...we would go to the mall...he'd see some chicks he wanted to holla at...he walked toward them with the wad in his hand and the 100 on the outside...nikka this shyt worked EVERY fukkING TIME.... you'd see them chicks faces go when he walked by. Then he would circle back and walk toward us...they hit him with the "hey...whats your name".

After that it didn't matter how many broke boy tendencies he showed them. Sometimes we eat somewhere and he wouldn't even pay for they food...we might hit a movie and he pay for his ticket only all 1's. He take one back...WE would have to take them back to his house or her place cause that nikka aint even have a car...he'd be dressed in a fubu jersey and a tall T... them chicks would always believe he was rich. "Girl this nikka was rolling around with a wad of 100's the size of a fist".

The number one thing they would say is "Girl I think that nikka play ball or something?" What? He 5 "10"

Broke boys been doing that since forever




“So why your bills got Washington's face?
A lot of cats be frontin'
Mad singles wit' a fifty on top
L tryin' to have the city on lock”- Big L R.I.P.