Whats the most embarrassing moment around your s/o family?

[Black Cobain]

Can you not post such homosexual activity

I spoilered it for a reason

 

[InDePickWest]

I spoilered it for a reason

This is a site for all
Don't apologize

 

[Address_Unknown]

I'll contribute.

Spoiler

So the chick in question when this gaff happened, me and her were already broken up from a summer before but we wasn't really really dating, just...you know, having fun, but I got in REAL well with the family so they always assumed that we were dating, matter fact, fukk that, to them we were courting. So, we broke up when she went off to Uni, but we'd still hang/chill in a general sense whenever she came back despite her being with another dude in the same casual manner we were with a year before, which was cool since the breh she was with was a solid aquaintence and me and her always got along well.

Now where the 'embarassing' moment happened was at this Dinner she and the family had to celebrate her graduating. We thought it was gonna be a general, get together, eat, drink talk shyt affair, me and a friend show up, and we seeing family members tucked around the table (Upscale Chinese Restaurant) and I'm already switching to 'little kid' mode with the drinking and swearing that I ain't gonna be doing, we sit, everyone else arrives, we eat.

Now while shyt's going good enough, talking with most the family members I'm already acquainted with, I'm noticing that the dude she with ain't sitting next to her and the family still talking to me like me and HER still going. Now while I'm looking at her, and she giving me this bullshyt clueless look and I'm looking at dude and he like I can clearly see that she ain't tell her folks about him (While he alright with us, I guess her parents never approved of him in some respect or just saw my type ass as the perfect boyfriend, to Husband, to Father for her on some 'make an honest woman out of my daughter' shyt since I got in good with them) and that fukker knows and just there sitting, eating food, flying under the radar.

Now while I'm just trying to finish the night, we all start drinking a bit, we of age and shyt, parents happy, family happy, we all talking, one of her pretentious ass Aunts start making speeches, which fine enough and all, but then this silly bytch starts going down the line of all her friends, wanting us to stand and say speeches'n'shyt.

Now everybody who ain't family just offering up some on the fly congratulatory shyt, I'm sitting there looking disgusted 'cause I hate being put on the spot like that shyt infront of adults since I have a tendency to swear alot'n'shyt, my 'turn' comes up and I go "Um, yeah, is a good thing you graduate. Glad for that..um..wish you the best with yo degree and everything." broken english, not really giving a fukk, wanting to sit down, but the Aunt goes "Oh come on Address! You can do better than that!" and while I'm hitting her with the

The chick in question and I can't even blame the Alcohol 'cause while she's a very nice girl, she is a bit clueless at times and has some 'blonde' type moments blurts out. "Aaaadddreeesssssss THA'S ALL YOU GOING SAAAAAAY...YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN EVERYONE AT THIS TABLE...BOTH INSIDE AND OUT."

I could swore that shyt turned into a speech bubble above her head for everybody to see. That statement echoed and hung in the air like a hot fart filled with gas in an Elevator.

Mom's looking around like
fukking fat ass Aunties all like
All our mutual friends around the table like
I look over at the breh she fukking and he straight up like

Spoiler: But the Dad

breh gives me the fukking death stare for damn near a whole minute before looking off into the water'n'shyt 'cause we was dining outside near a harbour.

Errybody caught the fukking sexual connotation that statement implied. Now while these folk ain't exactly Christian, they honestly thought that she was still a virgin at that point and I remember the Dad made a status last year about how the happiest moment in his life outside of having his kids is the day his daughter comes to him and tells him she pregnant with her husband by her side.

Needless to say, wasn't nobody else asked to say shyt and the breh she was fukking ran off to go laugh/scream downstairs at the shyt.
I kept looking at the Dad and breh looked like all his Sons didn't make it back home from fighting War and he's normally a smiley type motherfukker; I know that shyt had to hurt the poor naive b*stard who was still clinging to the notion that his daughter was a virgin saving herself for marriage.

Breh got his soul snatched that night and it hurt to look that man in the face, for real for real.
He ain't say shyt that night after that and her Moms was looking me in the eye like she caught me tugging myself off in the bathroom to one of her Bras or some shyt. Just straight up disappointment.

shyt was fukked up and what was even MORE fukked up, going into Christmas Holidays, she got pregnant (For the same dude at the party) and guess who they thought was the daddy?

Bless that girl's heart, she put me through some uncomfortable bullshyt.

 

[The Burger King]

Her brother asked to use my phone to look something up on the internet.

I had forgotten to clear my history, so when he was typing in the search bar, "Spankbang" appeared.

 

[Marti]

I'll contribute.

Spoiler

So the chick in question when this gaff happened, me and her were already broken up from a summer before but we wasn't really really dating, just...you know, having fun, but I got in REAL well with the family so they always assumed that we were dating, matter fact, fukk that, to them we were courting. So, we broke up when she went off to Uni, but we'd still hang/chill in a general sense whenever she came back despite her being with another dude in the same casual manner we were with a year before, which was cool since the breh she was with was a solid aquaintence and me and her always got along well.

Now where the 'embarassing' moment happened was at this Dinner she and the family had to celebrate her graduating. We thought it was gonna be a general, get together, eat, drink talk shyt affair, me and a friend show up, and we seeing family members tucked around the table (Upscale Chinese Restaurant) and I'm already switching to 'little kid' mode with the drinking and swearing that I ain't gonna be doing, we sit, everyone else arrives, we eat.

Now while shyt's going good enough, talking with most the family members I'm already acquainted with, I'm noticing that the dude she with ain't sitting next to her and the family still talking to me like me and HER still going. Now while I'm looking at her, and she giving me this bullshyt clueless look and I'm looking at dude and he like I can clearly see that she ain't tell her folks about him (While he alright with us, I guess her parents never approved of him in some respect or just saw my type ass as the perfect boyfriend, to Husband, to Father for her on some 'make an honest woman out of my daughter' shyt since I got in good with them) and that fukker knows and just there sitting, eating food, flying under the radar.

Now while I'm just trying to finish the night, we all start drinking a bit, we of age and shyt, parents happy, family happy, we all talking, one of her pretentious ass Aunts start making speeches, which fine enough and all, but then this silly bytch starts going down the line of all her friends, wanting us to stand and say speeches'n'shyt.

Now everybody who ain't family just offering up some on the fly congratulatory shyt, I'm sitting there looking disgusted 'cause I hate being put on the spot like that shyt infront of adults since I have a tendency to swear alot'n'shyt, my 'turn' comes up and I go "Um, yeah, is a good thing you graduate. Glad for that..um..wish you the best with yo degree and everything." broken english, not really giving a fukk, wanting to sit down, but the Aunt goes "Oh come on Address! You can do better than that!" and while I'm hitting her with the

The chick in question and I can't even blame the Alcohol 'cause while she's a very nice girl, she is a bit clueless at times and has some 'blonde' type moments blurts out. "Aaaadddreeesssssss THA'S ALL YOU GOING SAAAAAAY...YOU KNOW ME BETTER THAN EVERYONE AT THIS TABLE...BOTH INSIDE AND OUT."

I could swore that shyt turned into a speech bubble above her head for everybody to see. That statement echoed and hung in the air like a hot fart filled with gas in an Elevator.

Mom's looking around like
fukking fat ass Aunties all like
All our mutual friends around the table like
I look over at the breh she fukking and he straight up like

Spoiler: But the Dad

breh gives me the fukking death stare for damn near a whole minute before looking off into the water'n'shyt 'cause we was dining outside near a harbour.

Errybody caught the fukking sexual connotation that statement implied. Now while these folk ain't exactly Christian, they honestly thought that she was still a virgin at that point and I remember the Dad made a status last year about how the happiest moment in his life outside of having his kids is the day his daughter comes to him and tells him she pregnant with her husband by her side.

Needless to say, wasn't nobody else asked to say shyt and the breh she was fukking ran off to go laugh/scream downstairs at the shyt.
I kept looking at the Dad and breh looked like all his Sons didn't make it back home from fighting War and he's normally a smiley type motherfukker; I know that shyt had to hurt the poor naive b*stard who was still clinging to the notion that his daughter was a virgin saving herself for marriage.

Breh got his soul snatched that night and it hurt to look that man in the face, for real for real.
He ain't say shyt that night after that and her Moms was looking me in the eye like she caught me tugging myself off in the bathroom to one of her Bras or some shyt. Just straight up disappointment.

shyt was fukked up and what was even MORE fukked up, going into Christmas Holidays, she got pregnant (For the same dude at the party) and guess who they thought was the daddy?

Bless that girl's heart, she put me through some uncomfortable bullshyt.

Jesus christ i wouldve pissed my pants in that situation

 

[Marti]

Her brother asked to use my phone to look something up on the internet.

I had forgotten to clear my history, so when he was typing in the search bar, "Spankbang" appeared.

Thats nothing honestly

Now if it was his mother

 

[BocaRear]

Had my ex's cousin try to get me jumped after he found out we were dating

Luckily the nikkas he tried to get jump me were cool with me and told her cousin to quit bytching.

Was fukking with this Moroccan ting and one of her family members snitched that we were fukking and she got sent back to Morocco

 

[Giselle]

Wasn't really an so, but I ran into his mom on a bum day

I hope she didn't go back tell him that I wasn't cute anymore, bc it was only for a day.

Things like that remind me why I always have to be "on". I know I'll run into her again, but the next time she sees me


Outside of that, I don't think I would purposely meet a person's family unless we were getting engaged or something. I wouldn't take someone around my parent unless that were to happen.

 

[K.Dot]

If you ever watch naruto im like Rock Lee with liquor.

 

[Address_Unknown]

Jesus christ i wouldve pissed my pants in that situation

That would be a suitable option, but luckily I've learned to put on a straight face and just push embarrassment like that down into my stomach until it becomes nothing more than a dull ache and yet another footnote in my long and colourful list of L's and other mishaps.

 

[patscorpio]

I walked in on my ex's mother taking a shyt..she was in mid bowel movement...no exhaust or nothing and the door was not closed all the way smh

 

[Mr.Plan B]

I could tell her dad did not really like me, he tried tho to form a bond or whatever so he was cool in my book.

Anything embarrassing ? I like to think I was on my Ps and Qs when all her fam was around.

I'm sure I did something embarrassing just can't think of it at the moment.

 

[TRUEST]

I walked in on my ex's mother taking a shyt..she was in mid bowel movement...no exhaust or nothing and the door was not closed all the way smh

nasty