Took the elevator just to go up one floor![]()
Let out the biggest fart ever. That mug lasted for at least 10 seconds.
Wife looked at me like
Hey, you gotta do what you gotta do![]()
Laid in my bed after the gym contemplating on taking a shower.
Facetimed a joint for an hour and went to mcdonalds round 1am. Ordered a large fry, 2 dbl cheeseburgers, 6 pc nugget.
Ate the food and passed out on the couch.Woke up round 4am. Went to sleep in my bed while watchin the NBC 4 news. Woke up round 8am and went to the gym today
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