Then what the fukk was the worst prank you pulled as a child?
What's the most fukked up prank you pulled?
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Pants my boy at Chuck E. Cheese when it was crowded. He was wearing basketball shorts and I didnāt know he was free ballin.
southpawstyle
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My friends and I would put machinery lube on banana peels and set them in the hallway so people would slip like a cartoon character. Weād all point and laugh because they slipped on a banana peel. Nobody ever got hurt except our own friend.
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Free ballin in gym shorts at Chuck E Cheese sounds like it would get you put on a listPants my boy at Chuck E. Cheese when it was crowded. He was wearing basketball shorts and I didnāt know he was free ballin.
I'm an electrician and we had this new guy on the Job with us. So we told him he had to change the lights in the pool....while the pool was still filled with water
We dressed this fool in a rubber wading suit, eye goggles and made a "snorkle" out of bent J shaped metal pipe.
I was kinda sad cause he fresh out of tech school telling me hownmuch he was gona make me proud.
This dude actually went under water with the snorkel and screw driver before we had to stop him.
We dressed this fool in a rubber wading suit, eye goggles and made a "snorkle" out of bent J shaped metal pipe.
I was kinda sad cause he fresh out of tech school telling me hownmuch he was gona make me proud.
This dude actually went under water with the snorkel and screw driver before we had to stop him.
Marezzy
RIP my Nikka Zooboomafo šļø11-20-2014šļø
I put white out in a condom and laid it in a girls shoulder as she was walking down the hallway.
I put ketchup on a period pad and slapped it on a dudes ass. Almost got expelled for that. That put a stop to junior vs. senior prank day.
I put ketchup on a period pad and slapped it on a dudes ass. Almost got expelled for that. That put a stop to junior vs. senior prank day.
My daughter was 8. So she could read pretty good.
She'd do stupid stuff like she downloaded a soundboard app, and she'd hide and play the fire alarm sound and have me sprint downstairs knowing she was downstairs not knowing I was concerned about her and not the damn house.
Anyway I typed up a fake letter from her doctor. Addressed it to her, had the letterhead and all. I got the mail and was like "You got mail..." She's like "a letter for me?" It basically said "on xxxxx (the date 2 days later) you have to go to the doctor and get 8 shots."
And I typed up where she had to get the shots, and why, rabies vaccine, flu shot....I typed up the time she needed to be there to check in early and to wear a short sleeved shirt and to eat a small breakfast before.
It was fukked up, she could read and comprehend very well. She was reading the first two sentences aloud to herself. Then she stopped. And I could see where she got to the part she needed to comprehend because her eyes went back then she was like
It was instant tears after that. I asked her what's wrong and she says she has to get 8 shots and she hates shots. I immediately told her it was a joke. But she kept on pushing the letter on me saying "It's not a joke, it's in the letter!"
I told her I wrote the letter and it was a prank. She was mad mad. Then everyone laughed. She doesn't think it's funny to this day, but she hasn't pranked me since.
She'd do stupid stuff like she downloaded a soundboard app, and she'd hide and play the fire alarm sound and have me sprint downstairs knowing she was downstairs not knowing I was concerned about her and not the damn house.
Anyway I typed up a fake letter from her doctor. Addressed it to her, had the letterhead and all. I got the mail and was like "You got mail..." She's like "a letter for me?" It basically said "on xxxxx (the date 2 days later) you have to go to the doctor and get 8 shots."
And I typed up where she had to get the shots, and why, rabies vaccine, flu shot....I typed up the time she needed to be there to check in early and to wear a short sleeved shirt and to eat a small breakfast before.
It was fukked up, she could read and comprehend very well. She was reading the first two sentences aloud to herself. Then she stopped. And I could see where she got to the part she needed to comprehend because her eyes went back then she was like
It was instant tears after that. I asked her what's wrong and she says she has to get 8 shots and she hates shots. I immediately told her it was a joke. But she kept on pushing the letter on me saying "It's not a joke, it's in the letter!"
I told her I wrote the letter and it was a prank. She was mad mad. Then everyone laughed. She doesn't think it's funny to this day, but she hasn't pranked me since.
The Half-Blood FKA Prince
Avada Kedavbreh!
I faked my death on this chick I was dating...even had fake ER background noise playing while pretending to be my Mama. It was such a good prank, I got her to pray with my "Mama" over me. Even had my "Mama" read the "letter" I wrote for her and mentioned "a ring".
I'm not shyt...but when I want vengeance, I will sacrifice it all to get it...I was playing with myself as I heard I cry and sob on the phone.
I. Just. Don't. Give. A. fukk. When I'm drove.
This story makes that time i faked my own death on this crazy stalker bih seem tame in comparison! 
Did a gameshow skit for a class in college and gave away actual prizes. The "prizes" were boxes from things my roommates and I kept, we just filled the boxes with trash and gave it away.
The Half-Blood FKA Prince
Avada Kedavbreh!
idk if this counts as a prank, but i used to put crystalized baking soda , aka "fool's crack" into tiny vials and leave them near the steps of a fiend who once offended me, on a damn near every other day basis
i never stuck around to see if he found them, but i stopped seeing him around after a while, and word on the street was he got stomped the fukk out and had to leave the neighborhood after selling bunk crack to the wrong people.
Could very well be completely unrelated. Dude WAS a complete scum bag after all. Either way, to this day i wish i knew who it was who stomped him out so i could treat them to a legit 8 ball of devils candy
i never stuck around to see if he found them, but i stopped seeing him around after a while, and word on the street was he got stomped the fukk out and had to leave the neighborhood after selling bunk crack to the wrong people.
Could very well be completely unrelated. Dude WAS a complete scum bag after all. Either way, to this day i wish i knew who it was who stomped him out so i could treat them to a legit 8 ball of devils candy
Womb Raider
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lespaulultra3
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A friend at work brought some protein because he was trying to get big. I poured a good portion of it out and replaced it with flour. He was wondering why it tasted so nasty and actually wrote the company a letter about it.
