What's The Most "I Don't Give A fukk" Thing You've Done In Your Life?

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When I got tenured in teaching, I literally gave no fukks to the administration. I didn't show up to the weekly meetings and when we had system wide Professional developments all day, I would always wake up early, sign in, walk my ass right on out, and go right back home...still got paid:smugwinfield:
 

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When I worked at Bloomingdales I called my supervisor a fakkit ass nikka cuz he liked me but I curved him so he tried to play me all the time. He reported me and I got fired. Got a better job a week later so that was cool :ehh:

I had a laid back customer service job where my friends would visit me w/ starbucks coffee cups filled w/ liquor, so I was always drunk/drinking at the job lol

I was really drunk one time and had to pee, but was nowhere near a bathroom so I went into someone's backyard and pee'd, but I was wearing a romper so I had to get naked to do so :sadcam:

Maybe I'll stop there lol
 

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Took off my draws and replaced them with swimming trunks at a crowded swimming pool full of white people.

Pissed myself waiting in line for Laser Tag in Vegas at Circus Circus because I didn't want to lose my spot in line. I still ended up being escorted out before it opened. There was pee all over the floor by the time I left, so everyone knew what happened.

Told two Mexican chicks who were into me that I didn't wanna be in their group in acting class 'cause I wanted to hang with my homeboys.

Quoted Caine's monologue at the end of Menace II Society on Facebook and pretended I made it up. Girls were impressed. :ehh:

Everytime I grinded a chick at my Senior Prom on the dance floor, I went straight back to hanging on the wall until another one came by and grabbed me. Ended up grinding 20 girls that night.

Acted like a crazy drunk motherfukker at a buddy's Senior Prom afterparty even though I was sober.

Went to sleep on my Grad night cruise in front of everyone 'cause I was bored.

After my daddy beat the shyt out of me with his belt, I called him stupid as he was walking away. He came back and beat my ass some more. Deserved that.

Slapped this one nikka in the back of the head multiple times on the bus because this one Senior dude and his buddies found it funny.

Probably a lot I'm forgetting, but that's just off the top of my head.
 

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Took off my draws and replaced them with swimming trunks at a crowded swimming pool full of white people.

Pissed myself waiting in line for Laser Tag in Vegas at Circus Circus because I didn't want to lose my spot in line. I still ended up being escorted out before it opened. There was pee all over the floor by the time I left, so everyone knew what happened.

Told two Mexican chicks who were into me that I didn't wanna be in their group in acting class 'cause I wanted to hang with my homeboys.

Quoted Caine's monologue at the end of Menace II Society on Facebook and pretended I made it up. Girls were impressed. :ehh:

Everytime I grinded a chick at my Senior Prom on the dance floor, I went straight back to hanging on the wall until another one came by and grabbed me. Ended up grinding 20 girls that night.

Acted like a crazy drunk motherfukker at a buddy's Senior Prom afterparty even though I was sober.

Went to sleep on my Grad night cruise in front of everyone 'cause I was bored.

After my daddy beat the shyt out of me with his belt, I called him stupid as he was walking away. He came back and beat my ass some more. Deserved that.

Slapped this one nikka in the back of the head multiple times on the bus because this one Senior dude and his buddies found it funny.

Probably a lot I'm forgetting, but that's just off the top of my head.
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Took off my draws and replaced them with swimming trunks at a crowded swimming pool full of white people.

Pissed myself waiting in line for Laser Tag in Vegas at Circus Circus because I didn't want to lose my spot in line. I still ended up being escorted out before it opened. There was pee all over the floor by the time I left, so everyone knew what happened.

Told two Mexican chicks who were into me that I didn't wanna be in their group in acting class 'cause I wanted to hang with my homeboys.

Quoted Caine's monologue at the end of Menace II Society on Facebook and pretended I made it up. Girls were impressed. :ehh:

Everytime I grinded a chick at my Senior Prom on the dance floor, I went straight back to hanging on the wall until another one came by and grabbed me. Ended up grinding 20 girls that night.

Acted like a crazy drunk motherfukker at a buddy's Senior Prom afterparty even though I was sober.

Went to sleep on my Grad night cruise in front of everyone 'cause I was bored.

After my daddy beat the shyt out of me with his belt, I called him stupid as he was walking away. He came back and beat my ass some more. Deserved that.

Slapped this one nikka in the back of the head multiple times on the bus because this one Senior dude and his buddies found it funny.

Probably a lot I'm forgetting, but that's just off the top of my head.

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Got to a police chase and made the police car crash to a rail and getting away with it :guilty:

Peed in front of a cop car when the police officer was in the club handling business. It was my birthday and I was pissing the whole night, drunk as fukk.
 

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Beat up a cac for thinking he slick during a pick up game. Really, really stupid cause it was alongside a major road and I could've caught a charge :manny:
 

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Ate out a prostitute.

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