What's The Most "I Don't Give A fukk" Thing You've Done In Your Life?

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I smoked weed a few times before work with the last job I had. Like literally on the way to work while sitting in traffic.
 
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keond said:
I was just about to go away to college. It was my last day at my shytty job working in the kitchen of a 5 star hotel. The white boy supervisor stuck in his dead end job was salty. I went on my lunch and came back 10 min late because we all went out as a going away thing.

When i came back the white boy supervisor who always fukked with me, ignored the rest of the staff being late came directly to me and was like:
cac: "hey Keon your fukkin late!":damn:

me: "hey Jimmy i dont give a fukk, its my LAST day" :ahh:

cac: "I dont care, you STILL have a job to do" :sitdown:
me: "Your job is to blow me you hillbilly fakkit" :camby:

cac: :sadcam:

So i get pulled into the office by security and the manager. The manager said, I like you, you are very young but there is a proper way you should leave a job. I told him what happened and pretty much told him they could send me home early. REALLY. DIDNT. GIVE. A. fukk. They said it would be considered a termination and i could never work for any Hilton company again. I said "fukk Hilton and everyone that works here" Manager said he was disappointed in me, i said "your feelings are irrelevant to me at this point". They escorted me out, but little did they know i had 2 frozen prime ribs in my bookbag :blessed:I also keyed the supervisors car on the way out of the parking lot :lolbron:
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lol ... but u better not ever put them on ur resume
 
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Steve Piffler said:
went to a shoe store in Katy Mills Mall with my wife like 5 years ago and as soon as we walk in, i hear "GAWD DAYUM!" i looked over and there were 2 stock guys in there hiding behind the shoes snickering (they were commenting on my wife's ass. she was wearing yoga pants :snoop:). young nikkas. i shot them the :birdman: and my wife pulled me in the opposite direction and pleaded with me to let it go. guess they weren't finished because we were on the opposite side of the store and then i hear "DAMN she got a fat ASS bruh...:lolbron:" They were standing next to a display of shoes, so i walked over and flipped over the table with the display shoes. boxes and shoes flew everywhere. some of the shoe boxes and tops hit both of them too. i walked right up to them (both of them were bigger than me too) and said "say another fukkin' word and i'm fukkin' both of you up on the spot. test my nuts if you want to :birdman:" then i squared up with both of them. everyone in the store stopped shopping and looked up like :merchant::lupe:. one of them said "my bad bruh. man we was just fukkin' around." the other one just stood there like :whoa:. the manager came running around the corner and asked what was the problem. i said (very loudly too) "your employees don't know when to show some fukkin' respect to my wife up and they almost got fukked up:ufdup:". long story short, they backed down, got in trouble, and my wife got a $200 store credit. AND i got some fire head out of it later that night....:win:

it probably doesn't sound that crucial to anyone, but the people that know me will tell you that i'm very laid back and passive. it's very hard to get me heated about anything. but the blatant disrespect just ran me hot that day and i couldn't control myself. :yeshrug::heh:
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FUPA said:
:yeshrug: you just dont know so you take that chance for the nut :manny: I went to Private holes at homes though so the relative shyt went out the door. The being a dude though only precautions i took was make bytch talk and put her mouth on hole before going in. :dead:

Only ever once it was too sus cause bytch didnt want to talk and put mouth on hole so i bounced :steviej:
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:beli: demonic.
 
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19 years old...I was going through some shyt...in a really dark place. I was walking home from work one night. This dude pulled a gun on me and tried to rob me. I looked at him and said "shoot me motherfukka. :birdman:" Dude was like "What...what you say? Sheeit. I'll shoot you nikka." I just kept walking. He did nothing.

Walked around smoking a joint in Universal Studios out in the open in daylight.

fukking hoes raw.

Driven drunk as fukk quite a few times back in the days.

A couple of other things I won't mention here.
 
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Steve Piffler said:
went to a shoe store in Katy Mills Mall with my wife like 5 years ago and as soon as we walk in, i hear "GAWD DAYUM!" i looked over and there were 2 stock guys in there hiding behind the shoes snickering (they were commenting on my wife's ass. she was wearing yoga pants :snoop:). young nikkas. i shot them the :birdman: and my wife pulled me in the opposite direction and pleaded with me to let it go. guess they weren't finished because we were on the opposite side of the store and then i hear "DAMN she got a fat ASS bruh...:lolbron:" They were standing next to a display of shoes, so i walked over and flipped over the table with the display shoes. boxes and shoes flew everywhere. some of the shoe boxes and tops hit both of them too. i walked right up to them (both of them were bigger than me too) and said "say another fukkin' word and i'm fukkin' both of you up on the spot. test my nuts if you want to :birdman:" then i squared up with both of them. everyone in the store stopped shopping and looked up like :merchant::lupe:. one of them said "my bad bruh. man we was just fukkin' around." the other one just stood there like :whoa:. the manager came running around the corner and asked what was the problem. i said (very loudly too) "your employees don't know when to show some fukkin' respect to my wife up and they almost got fukked up:ufdup:". long story short, they backed down, got in trouble, and my wife got a $200 store credit. AND i got some fire head out of it later that night....:win:

it probably doesn't sound that crucial to anyone, but the people that know me will tell you that i'm very laid back and passive. it's very hard to get me heated about anything. but the blatant disrespect just ran me hot that day and i couldn't control myself. :yeshrug::heh:
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Or perhaps your wife should stop be an attention slore. I mean, she's married, fukk she doing walking around on display with yoga pants?
 
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NOTHING as severe as eating out strippers :dead: y'all some savages :heh:





-took the pricing gun at my old job and marked down shoes like 90% then i bought them using my 20% employee discount and sold them on ebay. mostly allen edmonds and santoni dress shoes.
-was wearing these thin jordan shorts at costco and got an enormous meaty angry boner and didnt bother hiding it. the imprint was clear as day and moms were looking at me like :childplease:
-went to a hipster party when i was in college and every cracker there was high as shyt sniffing cocaine. ended up stealing shyt out of a bunch of girls purses and snuck an xbox out the house cuz it was so dark and loud
-helped my boy stalk this bytch when we were in high school, found out her family's schedule then we broke in her crib when everyone was gone. he went in her room and i think he jacked off in there :huhldup:, i went in the -kitchen and ransacked their fridge :manny: there was nothing worth stealing
-this 2 year old was annoying the shyt out of me at a family reunion, i dont know whos kid it was but i put my finger in my ear and got some ear wax and put it in the kids mouth. little fakkit started crying btu he cant speak so ppl just thought he was sleepy/cranky
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