What's The Most "I Don't Give A fukk" Thing You've Done In Your Life?

[Dooby]

NOTHING as severe as eating out strippers y'all some savages





-took the pricing gun at my old job and marked down shoes like 90% then i bought them using my 20% employee discount and sold them on ebay. mostly allen edmonds and santoni dress shoes.
-was wearing these thin jordan shorts at costco and got an enormous meaty angry boner and didnt bother hiding it. the imprint was clear as day and moms were looking at me like
-went to a hipster party when i was in college and every cracker there was high as shyt sniffing cocaine. ended up stealing shyt out of a bunch of girls purses and snuck an xbox out the house cuz it was so dark and loud
-helped my boy stalk this bytch when we were in high school, found out her family's schedule then we broke in her crib when everyone was gone. he went in her room and i think he jacked off in there , i went in the -kitchen and ransacked their fridge there was nothing worth stealing
-this 2 year old was annoying the shyt out of me at a family reunion, i dont know whos kid it was but i put my finger in my ear and got some ear wax and put it in the kids mouth. little fakkit started crying btu he cant speak so ppl just thought he was sleepy/cranky
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The fukk... How do you even think of doing that

 

[Steve Piffler]

Or perhaps your wife should stop be an attention slore. I mean, she's married, fukk she doing walking around on display with yoga pants?

nice try! not good enough to get a rise outta me tho...

 

[sfgiants]

The fukk... How do you even think of doing that

i wasnt gona hit him and he wouldnt leave me alone. i think he was my cousin's kid

 

[Rocket Scientist]

nikkas be like "please have mercy, you 21'd me 2 quarters ago "

"pick the sticks back up" *starts running shotgun plays in the hurry up*

I would be up by 28 in the 4th and fake punt

 

[Pool_Shark]

I was young, caught up in the moment and she let me do it for free I asked this other one if I could do it but she said "not for 80 dollars " hindsight that shyt was disgusting but i didn't know better. Been tested though I'm good

 

[Kenny West]

I was young, caught up in the moment and she let me do it for free I asked this other one if I could do it but she said "not for 80 dollars " hindsight that shyt was disgusting but i didn't know better. Been tested though I'm good

wait....she was gonna charge u extra....to give HER oral?

 

[CashmereThoughts]

Ejaculating in a random.

 

[Pool_Shark]

wait....she was gonna charge u extra....to give HER oral?

The second one I messed with. She was trained well I stopped all that shyt though cause its too much to deal with wondering if you're gonna get robbed and I have kids now so I'd give my money to them before any hooker.

 

[The5thLetter]

shoulda fired you right there*

Fire me for curving him?

 

[The Prince of All Saiyans]

Fire me for curving him?

 

[The5thLetter]

Lmao idk what that means but that's petty. And a scorned female trait. Funny enough he got fired shortly after snitching on me for getting caught stealing designer socks of all things

 

[duncanthetall]

This is why employers don't hire black people.

and this is why women are whores and single mothers. Letting nikkas creampie on one nighters and internet meet ups.

Humanity is a failure.

Don't even start typing, because I've walked out of a job and nutted in random hoes too, Im just sayin. :mannypac:

That smiley got me so weeeeeaak

 

[duncanthetall]

The eating out a prostitute is the worst. Y`all are some demons.

I gotta say i`ve jerked off at work before, but never in public always in the bathroom.

3 days ago I jerked off in a dressing room, busted a nut on the floor and gave no fukks

Breh if I wallkk into a dressing room and step in some nut...somebody is getting their ass whooped. Prolly wont even be the nutee. Someone is getting fukked up tho

 

[Milk N Cookies]

When I got fired from my job after my boss finally said that I was fired I was like: 'aight...' My boss asked if I had anything to say. I was like... 'FUXK IT!' Not literally spitting and my boss was like . Then he was like 'Okay just don't take anything out on the dude who got you in this situation... '
I coulda beat the breaks off of dude but I didn't.

 

[Dwight Howard]

-cussed out a professor for asking me to close my laptop in class. There were 30 open laptops but IM the one who asked to close mine? I said "Nah fukk that, all these laptops and Im asked to close mine? Fukk that." She told me to leave, I left. I actually apologized cause I felt I went in too hard. Next thing I know, she gives me a 29 on the next paper I turned in and I was forced to drop the class. Horrendous situation.
-smoked a J outside of campus library, it was like 10pm and I had it in my car. Just said fukk it.
-rolled a blunt in Whataburger, was damn near arrested.
-When I was younger and went to church every Sunday, there was this old lady that walked around making sure kids werent acting up. Well, one Sunday Im exhausted. I didnt even make it to the sermon before I passed out, head slumped back in everything. I was out of line. But still, it didnt warrant this old lady pinching the sht out of my ear in the middle of the sermon telling me to wake my butt up. I was heated, I looked back and gave her a nasty mug. My aunt saw the look I gave her and snatched me out of church, didnt end well.
-pissed in a Dr. pepper from Mcdonalds on the way home, I really couldnt hold it