What's The Most "I Don't Give A fukk" Thing You've Done In Your Life?

[Grizzly]

most recently?

a couple weeks ago I offered this flabby ass cac the fade on rt. 22 in NJ after he almost hit my car and stuck his middle finger up at me...I'm one of the chillest people you could meet but I was just mad at the audacity of the dude especially since I had the right of way in the situation...we both ended up pulling into the same parking lot of this strip mall so since he was behind me I pulled to the side, waited for him to pass and signaled for him to roll his window down...when I called him out on what he did he bytched up and acted like he didn't do the shyt so I just cussed him out, call him a bytch ass nikka and told him to be more careful who he's fukkin with cause I wasnt from the area...he rolled his window up and drove off with the face...a few people were standing by watching..it couldve turned into a worldstar moment but I didnt really care at the time...dude probably has a registered gun license and takes mma classes now

 

[okocharuud]

Nutted in my boss raw twice with no fukks given..

Happened when we both travelled out of town...she picked me out of everyone in the office because we had to stay at a hotel.

When she went to the bathroom to fart it out ..

Still work in the same job and we both pretend it never happened

 

[beanz]

i was supposed to take my boy's old ass pops to the airport one time. i was supposed to be in front of his building at 5am on a freezing january morning. 4:30am came and my alarm went off, i said fukk it. i took the phone line out the wall, buried the phone under my pillows, and took my ass to back to sleep.

old nikka missed his flight

i thought his ass woulda called a taxi but he stayed waiting for me for an hour. i felt pretty bad about it for a few days tho.

 

[CACarot]

At a stop light a bum was pan handling cars for change...I rolled the window down and had a dollar in my hand which prompted him to come to my car. I stared at him the whole way as he walked to my whip and as he got like a foot or two close without breaking posture or my stare I rolled my window up looking at him. Gave him nothing than drove off. I had shades on which made me look extra douche bag ish.

 

[Genome]

This thread is hilarious

 

[RatherUnique]

Calmed down completely as i have aged. But my early - mid teens i was a delinquent for real. One thing that comes to mind was throwin' a chair at a teacher in 8th grade. Another time i got suspended, for like the millionth time that year, also 8th grade. Well the Assistant principle told me i was suspended so i cussed him out, picked up a potted plant and threw it at the window in their office as i walked out. Mud and shyt went everywhere.

 

[Theabbot]

I was out getting drunk and eating hot wings with my boys. After a while I wanted to go home so I said fukk it and jumped into my car to drive home. Drunk as hell. I didn't give a fukk. I start driving and feel a major shyt coming on. No way I was gonna make it home in time, and there was no gas station to stop at to use the toilet. I start sweating and shaking because I got an explosive shyt about to detonate. I get the feeling because I feel like I am about to shyt my pants. I didn't want to ruin my leather seats tho brehs.
So I see a church coming up on the left side of the street. I cross three lanes and come to a screeching halt in the parking lot. I jump out of my truck, pull my pants down, squat, and take a gigantic shyt and beer piss right in the middle of the fully lit parking lot. When I finished I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. So I decide to use the underwear I had been wearing to wipe my ass. I didn't want the smell to get into my car, so I left the huge pile of shyt and piss, and shyt covered underwear right there in the parking lot of the church, and didn't give a flying fukk about it.

 

[TRFG]

I was out getting drunk and eating hot wings with my boys. After a while I wanted to go home so I said fukk it and jumped into my car to drive home. Drunk as hell. I didn't give a fukk. I start driving and feel a major shyt coming on. No way I was gonna make it home in time, and there was no gas station to stop at to use the toilet. I start sweating and shaking because I got an explosive shyt about to detonate. I get the feeling because I feel like I am about to shyt my pants. I didn't want to ruin my leather seats tho brehs.
So I see a church coming up on the left side of the street. I cross three lanes and come to a screeching halt in the parking lot. I jump out of my truck, pull my pants down, squat, and take a gigantic shyt and beer piss right in the middle of the fully lit parking lot. When I finished I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. So I decide to use the underwear I had been wearing to wipe my ass. I didn't want the smell to get into my car, so I left the huge pile of shyt and piss, and shyt covered underwear right there in the parking lot of the church, and didn't give a flying fukk about it.

 

[dBoyFresh*212]

Showed up to rehab so fukked up they made me stay In ICU overnight cuz they thought I was gonna die/having overdose

Woke up at a stop sign to Someone knocking on my window. I was like wtf I look at my boy in the passenger he knocked I wake him up like yo where r we he say idk nikka and knock back out. 2 blocks later I fell asleep while making a right turn n crashed into a big ass truck. CAUGHT A DUI , DWI, reckless driving. Drug test came back positive for lean, weed, ecstasy, coke, Xanax , n oxy.

Fuk a bytch in the kitchen while my wife was sleeping in the bedroom (multiple times, diff bytches)

Fukk a bytch drop her off n never call (multiple)

I got wayyy too many stories. I give 0 fux.

 

[killacal]

At a stop light a bum was pan handling cars for change...I rolled the window down and had a dollar in my hand which prompted him to come to my car. I stared at him the whole way as he walked to my whip and as he got like a foot or two close without breaking posture or my stare I rolled my window up looking at him. Gave him nothing than drove off. I had shades on which made me look extra douche bag ish.

Pump faking bums

 

[killacal]

Showed up to rehab so fukked up they made me stay In ICU overnight cuz they thought I was gonna die/having overdose

Woke up at a stop sign to Someone knocking on my window. I was like wtf I look at my boy in the passenger he knocked I wake him up like yo where r we he say idk nikka and knock back out. 2 blocks later I fell asleep while making a right turn n crashed into a big ass truck. CAUGHT A DUI , DWI, reckless driving. Drug test came back positive for lean, weed, ecstasy, coke, Xanax , n oxy.

You were on fukkin everything

 

[Nemesis]

its 2am I get pulled over by the police for no reason.....after I produce the license and registration they keep on asking me where Im going (i was on my way home) but i kept on refusing to tell...... finally one of them says "if you dont tell us where you are going were gonna cuff you and take you to the police station"...
he asks me finally "where are you going?" ..... I looked him dead in the eye "Im going to your mothers house" .... his partner actually laughed , he went bright red and brought out the cuffs....spent the night in the cells

 

[CACarot]

Pump faking bums

lmao..I aint even think of it like that.

 

[Recca Gatsby]

Thread is fukkin comedy

 

[<<TheStandard>>]

It was my birthday party last year.....I don't drink alcohol anymore and never did regularly but when I did drink alcohol I always went overboard, I went HARD, almost like I was trying to create a white boy comedy movie. I was djing my birthday party and after my set I passed out somehow......anyways I'm outside passed out, like I'm on the streets SLEEP (have no idea how I got there)....my homies bring me to a store with a bathroom so I can clean myself up, take a shyt, piss and what not.....Anyways I'm shytting and the manager keeps knocking on the door, trying to open the bathroom door (it's a small bathroom with 1 toilet and I was too drunk to lock it) talking about I'm taking too long, so I open the door pull my dikk out and tells him IF YOU KNOCK ON THIS DOOR ONE MORE GOD DAMN TIME I'M GONNA TAKE A PISS ON YOU & THEN I'M GONNA WHIP YOUR MUTHAfukkIN ASS fakkit! he left me alone....and allowed me to shyt in peace.

I got drunk one night and ran 10 red lights in a row (it was 3 am, no one was on the road and I said fukk it).......Cops pulled me over around the corner from my house and I talked them out of it and they let me slide.

I got drunk in Vegas and tried to fight a bouncer for not letting my in Drais after-hours. My homie was DJing and he was gonna let me on the tables....It was packed he wasn't trying to hear it, anyways he said you too little and can't even reached my face....Dude was big as fukk ol' Giant Paul Wight Big Show looking muthafukka, I'm 5'6 130.....I said, yo you're right then walked home......I then passed out in the MGM grand and security had to get a wheel chair to carry me to the room.

I rubbed one out on the china town bus. I couldn't sleep for 3 days. I've always had sleeping problems and sex and/or masturbation was my method of sleeping until I picked up my workout habit so yeah......I did what I had to do.

This white bytch bagged me on the flight with her dad when I had a layover in Minnesota on the way to North Carolina, ended up sucking her titties, fingering her and damn near smashing on the plane with her pops a few rows down. This bytch literally woke me up out of my sleep, told the person next to me they had to move and sit next to her pops just so she could fukk with me.....all over a 5 minute conversation we had before we boarded the plane.
fukking a prostitute was pretty reckless for me........I will never do that again. Sex is very intimate and shouldn't be done in that manner. We didn't even kiss......She tried to kiss me and I hit her with the chill.


I was in the casino and I noticed the Pitboss at the crap table was fukking retarded....Not actually retarded but he had problems paying attention. He was clearly new and I exploited the fukk out of it. Anyways, say I would put down money on the pass line and someone rolled a 7 and I lost. He would literally collect my money but as I was putting my next pass line bet in he would pay me as if I won. I Immediately basically treated the table like that scene from the Invention of Lying (See below) where he moved losing bets in Roulette to winning bets......



It was literally that absurd I could barely keep a straight face. I would lose a bet and then double and triple down on the right side (pass line or don't pass line) I was with my mom and uncle so I didn't go too crazy but still it was fukking absurd.


I was DJing a party with the Denver Nuggets in Philly back in 2011, I got drunk with them then went home and put everything I made that night on the Sixers. 76ers went out there and torched them.


Back in college this student group organization tried to book me for a DJ gig.....the catch was that they were throwing a house party and planned on paying me with the school's funds. They would cut me a check from their budget for like 2 stacks. I said fukk it, I'm not doing anything wrong (although I was, it was their fault, not mine).....They got caught, whole student group's staff got fired....basically I got in trouble too. I had to meet with the school & got in all this trouble, had to do like 20 hours of community service to graduate......I was so PISSED. This was when I learned all money isn't good money....I snapped on the lady and threatened to hit her with a chair. I stood on her desk and threw a Kanye like tantrum.....Just maniac shyt. Then I stood up to her and ice grilled her for like 15 minutes straight, almost like in those western movies when they have stare downs and shyt.......She kept saying if I don't keep looking at her with these threatening looks she's gonna call security and I left.

I have no recollection of this but my family never lets me forget....When I was a kid I hit my mom with a baseball bat because she made my company leave. I also beat a bytch up with a ninja turtle sword at a funeral.


Powerbombed my friend through a Table ECW style.