What's The Most "I Don't Give A fukk" Thing You've Done In Your Life?

[Dooby]

its 2am I get pulled over by the police for no reason.....after I produce the license and registration they keep on asking me where Im going (i was on my way home) but i kept on refusing to tell...... finally one of them says "if you dont tell us where you are going were gonna cuff you and take you to the police station"...
he asks me finally "where are you going?" ..... I looked him dead in the eye "Im going to your mothers house" .... his partner actually laughed , he went bright red and brought out the cuffs....spent the night in the cells

Wtf is this? Is it against the law for you not to tell the police where you're going?!?

 

[DaddyTime]

Watching my nephew, lil muthafukka wasn't listening for shyt. Being a bratty ass kid and shyt.

This lil fukk not listening jump up and cracked his head on the extension of the counter when he been told to stay out of the kitchen. Left his ass on the ground crying while he had his arms out for me to get him, walked back to the living room and finished Sportscenter.

#HardOnKids

Sonnnnn damn

Got head by an ex on the subway.. Bullshyt y'all not we got off at our stop and the conductor was in the cart behind us the whole time. Dude just started clapping and called shorty a hoe

Another story

Same girl and I, having sex in someones yard after just arguing and shyt, dude comes out and says "You guys okay?" "We're just like.... "yeah...." Dude walks right back into his house, I'm sure dude had to be watching or something

 

[The Coochie Assassin]

Leave college and take a flight to Brazil. Best decision of my life.

 

[<<TheStandard>>]

One more,

I was DJing, was having a rough day.......I had gotten livestopped on the way to the gig, cops took my car for unpaid tickets......they took all my equipment out, I'm on the side of the road....my homie had to pick me up and take me to the gig. I get to the gig a half hour late, which was cool because no one was there.......I set up, I have the back door open because the I'm on the phone talking to my mom and can't hear. This other cop says can you close the door, I say NO, SHUT THE fukk UP nikka AND DON'T INTERRUPT GOD WHILE I'M ON THE PHONE" and then slam the door in his face......He catches the door runs up on me and starts whipping my ass, him and his man cuffs me and throws me in the police car. The music goes off.....and they're about to take me to the police station until the manager convinces them not to take me in because I'm DJ. Then they carry me through the party on some McLovin in Superbad shyt while the crowd cheers.

 

[The Jewnited States]

I was out getting drunk and eating hot wings with my boys. After a while I wanted to go home so I said fukk it and jumped into my car to drive home. Drunk as hell. I didn't give a fukk. I start driving and feel a major shyt coming on. No way I was gonna make it home in time, and there was no gas station to stop at to use the toilet. I start sweating and shaking because I got an explosive shyt about to detonate. I get the feeling because I feel like I am about to shyt my pants. I didn't want to ruin my leather seats tho brehs.
So I see a church coming up on the left side of the street. I cross three lanes and come to a screeching halt in the parking lot. I jump out of my truck, pull my pants down, squat, and take a gigantic shyt and beer piss right in the middle of the fully lit parking lot. When I finished I realized that I didn't have any toilet paper. So I decide to use the underwear I had been wearing to wipe my ass. I didn't want the smell to get into my car, so I left the huge pile of shyt and piss, and shyt covered underwear right there in the parking lot of the church, and didn't give a flying fukk about it.

that's that ballin shyt right there
#colilife

 

[360dagod]

[QUOTE="FUPA, post: 8081277, member: 8990]Gone to 6 glory holes. 4 oral 2 were ass/c*nt im guessing bytches where but i was young and needed to nut.

Got head from random hoes off CL in car once bought her a bigmac meal on way to drop her off

I just realized ive done to many sexual acts but then again im a fiend as long as i bust a nut im [/QUOTE]

 

[Nemesis]

Wtf is this? Is it against the law for you not to tell the police where you're going?!?

I know thats why I didnt answer the b*stards......fukking police


It was worth it though, ill never forget the look on his face

 

[Trajan]

i was supposed to take my boy's old ass pops to the airport one time. i was supposed to be in front of his building at 5am on a freezing january morning. 4:30am came and my alarm went off, i said fukk it. i took the phone line out the wall, buried the phone under my pillows, and took my ass to back to sleep.

old nikka missed his flight

i thought his ass woulda called a taxi but he stayed waiting for me for an hour. i felt pretty bad about it for a few days tho.

At a stop light a bum was pan handling cars for change...I rolled the window down and had a dollar in my hand which prompted him to come to my car. I stared at him the whole way as he walked to my whip and as he got like a foot or two close without breaking posture or my stare I rolled my window up looking at him. Gave him nothing than drove off. I had shades on which made me look extra douche bag ish.

You dudes are just dirtbags

 

[Sly Cookin]

I was on a 2 n a half month trip in Eritrea. I was 14 and we left the city to go to the beach which was a 5hr treacherous mountain bus ride. We making pit stops and there is nothing but secluded villages with no toilets.

fast forward to the beach. I cant swim so I was just on the edge with my bro. Water was gorgeous, im riding camels on the beach.

Everything going good until me and my brother go out a lil further and we seeing huge fish so we try to walk back out the water and i turn around and this wave hits me in the face and i swallowed all this salt water

so later my stomach started churning
by morning im breaking into sweats and we gotta catch the bus before we miss it. So im on that shyt for 5hrs falling in and out of sleep and we stop by a village. I wasnt courageous enough to use their shyt stained out house that was just a hole in the ground so i hopped on the bus and tried to sleep it off.

when we arrive at the city i am almost in full convulsion mode and we waiting for taxi when all of a sudden............i dropped a mud pie through the leg of my shorts


taxi driver looking like "put a got damn towel on the seat!"

brehs it felt like i was in labor

we get to the house and my butt turns into a dookee faucet