What's the most scandalous way you caught some neck

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When I was a young bul. My older cousin left me alone with his girlfriend at the time, playing Sega Saturn together. :wow:


You know kicking it like a tekken combo :wow:


She kept play flirting with me, told me how whole I got from playing football. I jokingly told her to shyt or get off the pot with all that shyt. She pulled down my And 1 shorts and topped me like a sundae :wow:


I was like 14, she was older. One of the ghetto cac girls. I used to make fun of her for wearing cornrows. Best sloppy I ever had in my life :wow: I've been on a conquest seeking head like that.
 
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3 of my best....was one shorty who I met on CL, went over her crib and to this day amazing head. #2 after a movie (van helping?) me and shorty afterward went to the car and she gave me head. Most recent on was this shorty who I was talking to for weeks on tinder, she hit me up one night wanting to smash, she came thru and we ended up smashing and shorty gave AMAZING head
 
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Yagirlcheatinonus said:
I got head in the drive thru once at Wendy's.
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That's crazy customer service right there :dwillhuh:

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Coworkers wife.

We all worked together. She was this little asian chick. Always flirting and making bbc jokes. One night she was covering a shift so we ended up closing together.

After close we're smoking in her car. I start staring and touching her tryna build sexual tension. She starts grabbing on my piece and the rest is history.

Crazy part is she literally sucked it for like twenty minutes and threw up. At this point im expecting her to give up and get mad. She spits, rinses out her mouth with some soda. Goes right back to throating my shyt till i nut.

Still smoke with her when she hmu
 
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Got head from my homies chicks sister...I used to be notoriously bad at getting women even at 19/20 years old. He hooked me up with shorty. She was a straight up manbearpig, but I said fukk it and double dated her.

So its nighttime, end of the date and we pulled up on the block. It was a one way street, with little activity driving through. So I pull up on the curb with my 95 Bonne illegal as shyt.

My homie and his chick went in the crib and me and shorty stayed in the car. So we're talking and she's rubbing on my shyt, and she ends up pulling it out. My Bonne had no tint, but the block was dark as fukk and not well lit. So she starts going ham just straight gunning me, but every 30-60 seconds she comes for air and to make sure no one is coming...I'm steady telling her, I got you don't worry finish the job. I really didn't have her, because someone started walking down the street towards the crib. She gets up and is like who is that. I'm like just someone walking through, probably a crackhead. Oddly enough, he smoked wet heavy.

She's like "No, I think that's my dad" so we both pause and just play it cool for 30 seconds. and this nikka walks past the hood of the car and glares in the windshield like a shark looking at some prey that he wishes he could chomp on. And as soon as he came, is how quickly he went and disappeared into the house.

So obviously that kilt the mood. She runs in the crib scared but nonchalantly not to set him off.

Surprisingly, homie didn't step to me. He just came back outside and said, that's his daughter and don't disrespect his house.
 
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