What's the most scandalous way you caught some neck

[Brolic Scholar]

1. I used to share an office with an older coworker when I was 19. She was probably 30 or around that age. She kept flirting with me so I asked if she likes sucking dikk. She said yes and bragged about how good she was. I told her I wanted to see. Later that day we crept to the building next door and she swallowed my seeds. Her husband used to pick her up from work sometimes. I’d wave to that redneck like it never happened.

2. A former friend’s ex became my neighbor. She came over to burn trees one night and stayed behind after everyone left. We started kissing and she unzipped my pants. I wasn’t gonna stop her.

3. Met this girl on base when I was in the Navy. We hung out that night and I wanted to hit, but she was on that Jesus this and that bs. I asked her to hang out the following day. She said if I go to church with her. I did. Then we went to the movies. I started playing with her p*ssy and got her dripping wet. She started doming me up. That’s when my girlfriend’s friend noticed me and thought it was my gf doming me up. She came up to see who I was talking to. I was busted. Of course she told my girl.

4. My ex’s cousin used to dome me up on the regular. She found me on myspace back in the day and started flirting. That’s how it started.

5. A receptionist made a slick comment about my nice hands and I told her that’s not the only thing that’s nice. We went to lunch and she swallowed my next generation. She called out the next day because I told her I’d come through and serve her. Nope. I went to work. She was mad. I still see her around every now and then.

 

[You Win Perfect]

Caught some top from some married cac in my whip in the parking lot while her husband performed on stage with a live band. He played saxophone and was a mechanical engineer. I know because she was drunk talking. And basically she was up on my ish for 15 minutes bought me a drink and I told her we she go somewhere private real quick (I was tired of her random babbling).
That was it and she even introduced him to me after he got off stage later.

She had to be like late 30's. Average looks and nice body. I was like 22 at the time. 7 years ago.

That same summer different bar got some top from another married cac. Her husband was a state policeman. He wasn't there tho. She was 40 if I recall. She was there with a couple girlfriends. Older women usually go to spots with younger crowds for obvious reasons. I knew that at 22.

 

[Nintendough]

1. I used to share an office with an older coworker when I was 19. She was probably 30 or around that age. She kept flirting with me so I asked if she likes sucking dikk. She said yes and bragged about how good she was. I told her I wanted to see. Later that day we crept to the building next door and she swallowed my seeds. Her husband used to pick her up from work sometimes. I’d wave to that redneck like it never happened.

2. A former friend’s ex became my neighbor. She came over to burn trees one night and stayed behind after everyone left. We started kissing and she unzipped my pants. I wasn’t gonna stop her.

3. Met this girl on base when I was in the Navy. We hung out that night and I wanted to hit, but she was on that Jesus this and that bs. I asked her to hang out the following day. She said if I go to church with her. I did. Then we went to the movies. I started playing with her p*ssy and got her dripping wet. She started doming me up. That’s when my girlfriend’s friend noticed me and thought it was my gf doming me up. She came up to see who I was talking to. I was busted. Of course she told my girl.

4. My ex’s cousin used to dome me up on the regular. She found me on myspace back in the day and started flirting. That’s how it started.

5. A receptionist made a slick comment about my nice hands and I told her that’s not the only thing that’s nice. We went to lunch and she swallowed my next generation. She called out the next day because I told her I’d come through and serve her. Nope. I went to work. She was mad. I still see her around every now and then.

 

[Nintendough]

Caught some top from some married cac in my whip in the parking lot while her husband performed on stage with a live band. He played saxophone and was a mechanical engineer. I know because she was drunk talking. And basically she was up on my ish for 15 minutes bought me a drink and I told her we she go somewhere private real quick (I was tired of her random babbling).
That was it and she even introduced him to me after he got off stage later.

She had to be like late 30's. Average looks and nice body. I was like 22 at the time. 7 years ago.

That same summer different bar got some top from another married cac. Her husband was a state policeman. He wasn't there tho. She was 40 if I recall. She was there with a couple girlfriends. Older women usually go to spots with younger crowds for obvious reasons. I knew that at 22.

That older cac woman neck is underrated. They gotta make up for having them 80's pancake bodys

 

[Knowledge]

The preacher daughter when I was 14. I was bored as shyt and told my mom's I had to use the restroom and I left the main area and ran into the preachers daughter. She was like 15 or 16, I can't really remember. We was already pretty cool and we was just joking around and I asked her what does Jesus need money for? She was like ,"I'll show you". I'm oblivious AF and I'm just like ok and followed her to her pops office. Maaaan that was some serious throat. Turned her throat into a mini foster home. I couldn't wait to go to church after that day

 

[Ricky Dunigan]

Used my older brothers AIM account to pick up some ugly sloppy, possibly crazy cacette. Busy one in her mouth then pretended like I couldn’t recover to fukk. Truth was, I wanted her out before my little brother saw her and reported her looks to my family and have them nikkas clown.

I was notorious when younger for taking that Martin Lawrence bit about the girl asking you to let her know you about to cum and saying yes but then bussing in her mouth anyway like it was a mistake.

Got domed up in central and riverside parks and while my former coworker was on the phone with her man in both little italy on a bench and in an alley in Queens. Oh and there was a pizza hut in downtown Bk that had a downstairs ( old school heads should remember) got topped off there.

I was a grimy dude.

 

[Cat piss martini]

back in the day me and my homies
were drinking and playing mario kart
on the 64.
my one stripper chick walked in and
said i need to get that up out you.
i told her to hold up but she wasnt having it.
domed me on my homie's leather couch
in front of the whole house, swallow'd,
grabbed her louie purse and dipped.
nikkas was looking at me like....nikka!

 

[Berniewood Hogan]

Female referee gave mouth-to-mouth to the python while acting like she was checking my trunks for foreign objects, brother.

 

[seymour cake]

Aint nothing like a chick thats all the way wit the shyts..i got a girl now that will literally suck my shyt when i tell her with no complaints i love her

 

[Jasonmask]

Got tipped in front the girls “half asleep” family. Another good one was this one girl I met a few days ago and she was a thot so I pressed her and she topped me up on the school cafe it was a rainy day so that shyt was packed. I instantly left her after she finished.

 

[UWasntThere]

Aint nothing like a chick thats all the way wit the shyts..i got a girl now that will literally suck my shyt when i tell her with no complaints i love her

Shorty I got right now the same way. She'll give me road head anytime I'm driving. Woke up to her deep throating me the other day . She loves succin dikk so much she'll moan while doing it ( it's probably , but it has me feeling

 

[Tenchi Ryu]

Everybody got scandalous ass head stories

I've only ever got head from girlfriends

 

[SheriffOG]

That's crazy customer service right there

Spoiler: Wendy's PAWG

 

[mrfortune]

Had a asian shorty take me to her house, grandma in the next room. she dropped to her knees and started unzipping my pants. I was so shocked , I stopped her. one of my biggest life regrets. edit: i was young and not really sxually active at the time. if it happened now it would be some max hardcore steez

 

[patscorpio]

Get head from this young chick (Iegal..met on MySpace ) I used to mess with at this adult movie theater we went to. That was an adventure lol