What's the most scandalous way you caught some neck

[HalfwayHandsome]

I had a death in my family a few years ago. This chick on Facebook kept inboxing me everyday asking me if I needed anything let her know. So she would leave me alone I straight up told her I needed some head just so she would get out my inbox. Well she didn't get out my inbox and I explained to her that you said "anything" and she said yeah you're right I did say anything didn't I?

I secured the bag breh

 

[getmoney310cpt]

Got sucked by this nice Latina joint in the movie theatre..we went to see the first purge, I start rubbing her puss she start rubbing my dikk, then I start fingering she start jacking, then I said get it wet..I dead ass was talking about her hand and she just leaned over and swallowed me..sucked me on and off for the rest of the movie no lie..it was mid day theatre was empty

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Brehs is savages

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

Got a phone number from this pawg and met up with her at Starbucks a couple of days later.

Talk for 40 ish minutes, until closing time. Then we go to her car and I rub her puzzy through her panties. Girl got wet in like 2 minutes.....

She starts unzipping my pants and giving me head, but I pull her up after a few minutes so we can go to her place and smash.

She had a big ass Rottweiler in her room and didn't try to get rid of him. That muthaphukkin dog was just staring at me as I'm smashing his owner. After we each come once, her and I talk and she brags about her head game. I'm like "OK, finish what you started." Rottweiler hops on the bed and lays down near my feet while she's giving me head.

Realized that dog had seen a lot of dudes in her bed

 

[Ya Sinning Mane]

got some neck right after work a couple weeks ago in the garage parking lot wit people walking by

coworker thought she was gon be my girl after that toi cant be the first or last nikka you done this for.FOH
aint have to get a tel or none.i nutted on the side of that bytch car.kids flying in the wind.

 

[mcellas]

Freshman year in college, this chick asked me to help her with her Math hw we was in the same class. So she get to my dorm room I’m really trying to help her. She gets frustrated and said “I should have stayed home in Dallas and got knocked up like my friends”. So I’m like what does knocked up mean. After she told me I pulled out my meat and some of the best dome in life.

 

[Fatboi1]

Got some neck in the parking lot of BestBuy in my car.

 

[KamikazePilot]

Got a phone number from this pawg and met up with her at Starbucks a couple of days later.

Talk for 40 ish minutes, until closing time. Then we go to her car and I rub her puzzy through her panties. Girl got wet in like 2 minutes.....

She starts unzipping my pants and giving me head, but I pull her up after a few minutes so we can go to her place and smash.

She had a big ass Rottweiler in her room and didn't try to get rid of him. That muthaphukkin dog was just staring at me as I'm smashing his owner. After we each come once, her and I talk and she brags about her head game. I'm like "OK, finish what you started." Rottweiler hops on the bed and lays down near my feet while she's giving me head.

Realized that dog had seen a lot of dudes in her bed

 

[WaveCapsByOscorp™]

in a practice room in a music school was probably the most convenient place I’ve gotten head...

 

[AceAge]

Got a phone number from this pawg

She had a big ass Rottweiler in her room and didn't try to get rid of him.Rottweiler hops on the bed and lays down near my feet while she's giving me head.

Realized that dog had seen a lot of dudes in her bed

The dog probably used to doing a lot more than that in the bed breh.

 

[IsThatBrothaMouzone?]

The dog probably used to doing a lot more than that in the bed breh.

, literally spit out my Gatorade

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

got some neck right after work a couple weeks ago in the garage parking lot wit people walking by

coworker thought she was gon be my girl after that toi cant be the first or last nikka you done this for.FOH
aint have to get a tel or none.i nutted on the side of that bytch car.kids flying in the wind.

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Gotta be more stories than these

 

[Brolic Scholar]

Gotta be more stories than these

6. Used to work with this Mexican lesbian woman. She was younger than me. Big ass, decent titties, nice body, face... meh, but good enough for me to look at her forehead and scalp while she sucked my soul out. We all went for drinks after work one night and she started flirting with me. A goober coworker was trying to block, but I played it off like I wasn’t feeling her (to him). She pulled me to the side and asked me to drop her off. Her license was suspended due to a DUI. She gave me road head until we got to her place. She wanted me to smash, but I wasn’t with it. The goober dude kept asking me about it at work. Eventually she told other girls about it and it became work gossip.

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

6. Used to work with this Mexican lesbian woman. She was younger than me. Big ass, decent titties, nice body, face... meh, but good enough for me to look at her forehead and scalp while she sucked my soul out. We all went for drinks after work one night and she started flirting with me. A goober coworker was trying to block, but I played it off like I wasn’t feeling her (to him). She pulled me to the side and asked me to drop her off. Her license was suspended due to a DUI. She gave me road head until we got to her place. She wanted me to smash, but I wasn’t with it. The goober dude kept asking me about it at work. Eventually she told other girls about it and it became work gossip.

Damn man i hate when ppl gossip