What's the most scandalous way you caught some neck

[97Pac]

Got head from a Mexican chick I met on Tinder at a park , head game was top 5. She is a massage therapist so I would get head often after getting massages. Chick would message me for 2 hours after I beat it down. I eventually got tired of her and let her go which I regret now.

The second most scandalous place must have been the top deck on a carnival cruise ship with a pawg. There are little round beds up top where two people can lay and it has a top. I would hear people walking by and making comments about what was going on. I feel bad for whoever has to clean those.

 

[Nintendough]

I had a death in my family a few years ago. This chick on Facebook kept inboxing me everyday asking me if I needed anything let her know. So she would leave me alone I straight up told her I needed some head just so she would get out my inbox. Well she didn't get out my inbox and I explained to her that you said "anything" and she said yeah you're right I did say anything didn't I?

I secured the bag breh

by any means

 

[Sccit]

GOT A BJ AT BJ’S PARKING LOT CUZ I JOKED ABOUT IT

MOVIE THEATRES IN THE BACK ROW A COUPLE TIMES

AT THE BEACH (THIS ONE SUCKED LITERALLY AND FIGURATIVELY)

ROAD HEAD TOO MANY TIMES TO COUNT

BEST HEAD THO IS BY FAR ON ECSTACY WIT A GIRL WHO FIENDS FOR DICC IN HER MOUTH - MY CURRENT GIRL ABSOLUTELY LOVES GIVIN DOME. SHE DOES IT FOR HOURS ON END WHENEVER WE THIZZ.

 

[knickscrusaderm]

Got head from a Mexican chick I met on Tinder at a park , head game was top 5. She is a massage therapist so I would get head often after getting massages. Chick would message me for 2 hours after I beat it down. I eventually got tired of her and let her go which I regret now.

The second most scandalous place must have been the top deck on a carnival cruise ship with a pawg. There are little round beds up top where two people can lay and it has a top. I would hear people walking by and making comments about what was going on. I feel bad for whoever has to clean those.

Any carnival Cruise stories? Going on one in July

 

[97Pac]

Any carnival Cruise stories? Going on one in July

When I was in college me and the homies use to go on a 7 day cruise every year during spring break because you cant beat it for the price. I have endless carnival stories but you'd think I was telling duck tales if I told you half the crazy shyt we got into, hell I'm shocked they let me back on carnival.

One of the craziest stories I can remember is when I was taking the water taxi back to the boat in Belize I had bought a bunch of little bottles of a mixed rum drink called "panty ripper" so Im drinking and the girls behind me ask me what I'm drinking and I show them and they instantly start laughing. We get to chopping it up and they tell me to meet them up at the hot tub when we get back to the boat. I go back to my room and make some mixed drinks with the everclear I stuck on in a cameback and make my way up to the hottub. I get there and only two of the girls were there and one was with a dude already and they eventually leave. So its just me and one of the white chicks that invited me up. So me and the white chick get to passing the drink around.

Next thing I know we are making out and she stuck her hand down my shorts. At this point I'm trying to get her back to the room because I'm trying to smash and this chick is like no let's do it here. Being too intoxicated to think any better I agree and got her to sit on my lap. I'm too drunk to notice that everyone on the top deck is looking at us and its broad daylight. Some white boys were looking down and seen everything they start chanting " finish her off". At that point I realized that people are looking at us. I get her off my lap and tell her let's go but she refuse to leave and at that point security comes and states " we heard you have been doing inappropriate things with your girlfriend in this hottub" I go "that's not my girlfriend I just met her today" and the security dude had this look on his face and he told me to go back to my room.

For the rest of I the cruise had to hear and see people point at me and say "thats him right there". I have tons more stories but that is the wildest. Sneak a bunch of liq and bud on if you smoke and have a fun time. It's hard not to get p*ssy on a cruise

 

[Techniec]

Got head from a coworker in the back cages when I worked at McDonalds, was 15 at the time



Back in university, I had this girl in a couple of my classes, we flirted... I had a car so one day I offered to drive her to do groceries (it was winter), helped bring the bags inside like a real gentleman

Couple of glasses of wine later, she was sobbing on the knob. Horrible head... I was too thick for her mouth but I champed it out and had her swallow to make it up to me

Was messing around with this engaged chick once, short as hell she was 5'1 and I'm 6:7....tell me how we were both at a park just chilling, I'm standing there smoking a joint, she mustve noticed that track pant bulge she just walks up, pulls my pants down, pulls my cock out and just sucks it right then and there standing up

Picked up a married cac off CL back in the days, she was thirsty for cock, I don't think we had more than two mins of conversation before she dove into the cock like a wilder beast.... She was fat tho,, this was in my younger fat ugly days

I got mad stories, I don't have the time to type this up

I will say there is something magical about a woman sucking you off, her hand gripping your cock and that engagement ring/wedding band is glistening in that moonlight

 

[Kwabena]

Freshman year in college, this chick asked me to help her with her Math hw we was in the same class. So she get to my dorm room I’m really trying to help her. She gets frustrated and said “I should have stayed home in Dallas and got knocked up like my friends”. So I’m like what does knocked up mean. After she told me I pulled out my meat and some of the best dome in life.

Is this a joke?

 

[Kwabena]

5. A receptionist made a slick comment about my nice hands and I told her that’s not the only thing that’s nice. We went to lunch and she swallowed my next generation. She called out the next day because I told her I’d come through and serve her. Nope. I went to work. She was mad. I still see her around every now and then.

Seriously? She wasn't creeped out? You be talking to receptionists like they barmaids

 

[Brolic Scholar]

Seriously? She wasn't creeped out? You be talking to receptionists like they barmaids

She was being obvious about wanting to do something. She asked me in a flirtatious way if I’d like to taste her poptart that same day and put it up to her mouth and licked it. Who licks a poptart?

I made a judgement call based on her behavior and I was right.

 

[Self_Born7]

Told a bytch to give me head til I got hard then we could fukk. Bust in her mouth then went to grab a French dip sandwich solo

 

[mcellas]

Is this a joke?

Dead ass breh shyt sound dumb I know. She kept getting frustrated I ain’t even think I was go smash

 

[Polofresh4]

Got head from a Mexican chick I met on Tinder at a park , head game was top 5. She is a massage therapist so I would get head often after getting massages. Chick would message me for 2 hours after I beat it down. I eventually got tired of her and let her go which I regret now.

The second most scandalous place must have been the top deck on a carnival cruise ship with a pawg. There are little round beds up top where two people can lay and it has a top. I would hear people walking by and making comments about what was going on. I feel bad for whoever has to clean those.

Next time on a cruise....try an go midship like (6-9) all the way to the front.....there should be a door that will let you get to the front of the boat, kinda where the helicopter would land if needed....scout during the day...hit the spot late night....usually my prime go-to for "the cut" in those situations

@blackcrusaderm

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

For the rest of I the cruise had to hear and see people point at me and say "thats him right there".

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Told a bytch to give me head til I got hard then we could fukk. Bust in her mouth then went to grab a French dip sandwich solo

I read this as if I told this story to my friend

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Female referee gave mouth-to-mouth to the python while acting like she was checking my trunks for foreign objects, brother.

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